Before we get started, Here's some information, This is a Role playing LP, and the first one I've ever done
except the Soul Silver LP that never got to update 2 my text will be in brackets [like this], the the Character's won't be. I am using a couple proletariats. MineColony and NodeRuincraft, The Texture pack I'm using is BorderCraft. And without further ado, lets create a world! (also I have the default skin at the start because my power went out and lost internet connection, it changes later)


[I hit my keyboard with one hand, and the seed is chosen.]

[Ho-hum...]

[OHSWEETJESUS
Oh wait it's just a Cactus.]
Huh? What? Where am I?
And why is there a cactus right in front of me?

I seem to be near some dunes, I think It'd be a good idea to get to higher ground and scope out the place.

Whoa. This view is great.
I think I'll explore a bit.


I run down the hill back into the sandy part

A dune with a cactus on top, Might be a good landmark.

Walking past it I find a gravel pit, with some water in it.

as I look at it I realize how thirsty I am, I must've been out for some time. I start drinking, Nothing has ever tasted more delicious.
Except maybe Root Beer Candy canes.

After drinking I notice a Lake farther on, I start walking towards it.

AHHHHHHHH! I fell into a pit, a pit with a cave.

I start making my way towards it, and then realize "Hey, That's a Fucking stupid idea! it's dark and I have no light sources!"

you terribly cover it up with some dirt so you dont fall in again.

Making your way to the lake, you notice it is part of a bigger ocean. Looks like you wont be able to drink the water.

You find a floating sand platform.

It then falls, as if the laws of physics noticed it's mistake and tried to cover up the fact.


you see a peninsula, and then laugh at the word.
Heh, Peninsula. sounds like Penisnula.

You decide to punch a tree, surprisingly it breaks. and then becomes a smaller, almost pocket sized log.
You are pretty sure you are magic.

PAWNCHIN SOME MORE TREES.

yep you're definitely magical.

You see the sun is going down, You decide to make a small cabin to spend the night in.

You also find out (no doubt with magic) that using a log makes 4 wooden planks.
you start making your cabin, No rush. You have all night.

HUH? what was that noise? It sounded odd,

Oh it's just this pig, nothing to worry about.

Hey, whos that over there?
Sir! Thank God I'm not alone, do you have a place I could stay for the night?

Sir? Oh my god... Your face! You cant be alive!
(hurr cheesy dialogue)

What was that screeching noise? Spiders!

You start to swim away from the Spiders and the undead creature

Jumping back onto shore you run from the spiders, they jump at you and you hit them away.

More Undead!

They swarm you, And you decide that this cant be real.
That you'll wake up safely at home, that you'll laugh at how silly this wa-

But it is real.
[No it isn't over, there's more]