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 Post subject: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:09 pm 
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Before we get started, Here's some information, This is a Role playing LP, and the first one I've ever done except the Soul Silver LP that never got to update 2 my text will be in brackets [like this], the the Character's won't be. I am using a couple proletariats. MineColony and NodeRuincraft, The Texture pack I'm using is BorderCraft. And without further ado, lets create a world! (also I have the default skin at the start because my power went out and lost internet connection, it changes later)
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[I hit my keyboard with one hand, and the seed is chosen.]
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[Ho-hum...]
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[OHSWEETJESUS
Oh wait it's just a Cactus.]
Huh? What? Where am I?
And why is there a cactus right in front of me?
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I seem to be near some dunes, I think It'd be a good idea to get to higher ground and scope out the place.
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Whoa. This view is great.
I think I'll explore a bit.
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I run down the hill back into the sandy part
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A dune with a cactus on top, Might be a good landmark.
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Walking past it I find a gravel pit, with some water in it.
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as I look at it I realize how thirsty I am, I must've been out for some time. I start drinking, Nothing has ever tasted more delicious.
Except maybe Root Beer Candy canes.
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After drinking I notice a Lake farther on, I start walking towards it.
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AHHHHHHHH! I fell into a pit, a pit with a cave.
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I start making my way towards it, and then realize "Hey, That's a Fucking stupid idea! it's dark and I have no light sources!"
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you terribly cover it up with some dirt so you dont fall in again.
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Making your way to the lake, you notice it is part of a bigger ocean. Looks like you wont be able to drink the water.
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You find a floating sand platform.
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It then falls, as if the laws of physics noticed it's mistake and tried to cover up the fact.
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you see a peninsula, and then laugh at the word.
Heh, Peninsula. sounds like Penisnula.
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You decide to punch a tree, surprisingly it breaks. and then becomes a smaller, almost pocket sized log.
You are pretty sure you are magic.
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PAWNCHIN SOME MORE TREES.
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yep you're definitely magical.
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You see the sun is going down, You decide to make a small cabin to spend the night in.
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You also find out (no doubt with magic) that using a log makes 4 wooden planks.
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you start making your cabin, No rush. You have all night.
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HUH? what was that noise? It sounded odd,
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Oh it's just this pig, nothing to worry about.
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Hey, whos that over there?
Sir! Thank God I'm not alone, do you have a place I could stay for the night?
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Sir? Oh my god... Your face! You cant be alive!
(hurr cheesy dialogue)
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What was that screeching noise? Spiders!
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You start to swim away from the Spiders and the undead creature
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Jumping back onto shore you run from the spiders, they jump at you and you hit them away.
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More Undead!
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They swarm you, And you decide that this cant be real.
That you'll wake up safely at home, that you'll laugh at how silly this wa-
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But it is real.
[No it isn't over, there's more]

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:23 pm 
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Yeah, My internet was down so I couldnt download anything.
Also I lied about NodeRuincraft, Thats a different mod. Im using "Ruins v5" Pretty much the same thing except one works with Minecolonies and the other doesn't.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:39 pm 
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This looks good.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
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awesome :D
i like the last 2 pictures (and sentences)

...i mean i like the story :D xD

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:27 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:25 am 
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We need moooooooore!

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:39 pm 
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HOLD YOUR STINKIN HORSES.
I'll update in an hour or two.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:27 pm 
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PFFF, this is looking awesome.

That god tier world sounds awesome too.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
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I had to delete all my saves after update one, thank god for world seeds, I was able to rebuild the world. (and by "the world" I mean cut down the trees I had cut down before.) I'll update in like 20 minutes, I swear.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:06 pm 
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Update 2
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Huh, What? I-I'm still alive? That's impossible! The pain, it felt so real. This isnt a dream, I'm in real trouble here, I dont know how I came back to life,
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But I'm not gonna see if I come back to life again, I need to make a place to hide, Maybe not a permanent one, but one I can rely on, for now.
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I dig out a small hole in the sand, supported by Sandstone.
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I use my POWERFUL FISTS to break stone under the sandstone.
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It's really dark. Maybe I should make a hole to see through...
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It seems to be getting brighter out there.
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I can see the Moon setting, I don't know if i should come out, what if the Zombies and spiders are still out there?
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I decide to chance it and run out.
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I hear the Moaning behind me, One of them was on the top of my shelter!
Then I hear the screeches,
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The Undead, Well, the zombies burn in the sunlight! This is great! I just have to make it through the nights! I sprint in the direction of the lake, and my terrible Cabin
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Ugh, what is that thing? If it's as dangerous as the zombies and spiders I dont want to be anywhe-
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HOLYFUCK IT EXPLODED! Don't think about it, just run, just run.
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I make it to the gravel waterpit! almost there!
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I almost fall into the hole again, I decide to quickly cover up the top with sandstone
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I see the trees and the fallen sand!
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There's my cabin! wait, It's more like a fifth of a cabin.
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I punch some trees,
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and build a workbench.
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I build up the walls, and use the workbench.
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I figure out how to, and build a door.
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I punch some wooden planks and place the door.
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I see a small cave, maybe theres some supplies I can find in there.
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Oh, it's just filled with water.
But wait! I look under the water, and see a mineral deposit!
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I use some sand and wool to get rid of the water around the ore.
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I craft a stone pickaxe, and mine the ore.
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The sun's going down again. I'd better get back to my terrible cabin.
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I sit down on the grass and twiddle my thumbs until morning.
Maybe tommorow I can do something interesting. Maybe mine some more stuff.
Or find something to make light with.
edit: This sucked because it was supposed to be part of update one, but then i realized update one would have been like, 85 images. so I cut it in half. Next update will be tommorow. And it will be cool.

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Make several swords for butchering farm animals and the undead.

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No ceiling? Incoming spiders.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
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Madican wrote:
No ceiling? Incoming spiders.

I was thinking the exact same thing. But maybe no spiders came close enough to the cabin??


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Play Minecraft! A Malum Inc Production
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:35 pm 
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I'm already working on the next update.

Creepers, Creepers errywhere.

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