AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hi there. I'm Sino. This is my first official post in this quaint little place called Awkward Zombie. You may have some questions for me, so here's like.. a FAQ or something.

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Who the hell are you?

=| I am Sino. I'm new and I wish to start off my Lets Play career here or whatever. This is my first LP, and, so, yeah.

Why aren't you doing a LP on some site like Something Awful?

Well, the first forum I looked at that had LPs on it was Something Awful. I tried to register. You have to pay fucking 10 dollars. I said what the hell and left. I then looked at The LP Forum. They require an example of my 'work' there. I haven't done any LPs so far so I turned away, I will soon return. And then I remembered a forum I went on to read a Pokemon Platinum LP. Then I registered.

Your LP is horrible.

Rather than insult me, I would appreciate it if you would kindly critique me and help me learn the ways of LPing and Awkward Zombie. =)

Okay, sorry, well.. why aren't you just making a video LP instead of a screenshot one?

I don't have a mic. And I don't want it to just be a walkthrough. Everybody knows you need to have commentary for it to be a decent LP, so I can't really do a VLP.

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If you have another question then comment with it, cuz I'm too lazy to think of more possible questions. So as you may have noticed, this is my first LP.

Now lets get this party starrrrteedddddduhhh.
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OMG. I'm so excited.





MY EYES!







They turned gray...



8D



D8



8D



Lol, floating rocks.



This is one of my favorite Pokemon games.



This is the start screen, right now we have only two options to choose from, 'New Game' and 'Nintendo WFC'. I'm not quite sure what picking Nintendo WFC does, but picking New Game makes you start a new game so we should do that.
PSST! The teacher smiley up there shall teach you things, listen to him.



Oh.. hi. Where am I?



Hm. That sounds nice.



Really? Sounds like fun! But.. why?



Okay.. but this is so sudden.. I don't know why I'm here, or who I am...



Bossy...



I guess so...



Okay.

The phone is ringing! What do you do?

I would answer right away, isn't that what everybody does?

You're about to take the last cookie when your friend wolfs it down! What do you do?

Well.. it's just a cookie.. I wouldn't be too upset, just slightly irritated.

Do you think that lies are sometimes necessary?

I guess so.. what if you would hurt somebody's feelings if you told the truth? That wouldn't be very nice..

You're packing your classroom's snacks for a picnic when you get hungry. What do you do?

I would hold my hunger back, I might get in trouble if I eat some...

Have you ever wanted to communicate with aliens from another planet?

No! I would be too scared...

You hear a rumor that might make you rich! What do you do?

I guess I would keep it to myself, what if I tell all my friends, but it's actually fake? They probably wouldn't like me anymore...

You see a parade coming down the street. What do you do?

It would be fun to join the parade, but I wouldn't be all fancy and spiffed-up, so I would probably go to the sidelines, they might have candy!

Have you had any hobbies for a long time?

I don't remember, but I bet I did in a past life, if I even had one...

Are you male or female?

I think I'm a female...



Aura? What's that?



It sounds complicated...



Huh... erm.. okay?



Oooh! What's this watery thing doing? I think it's creating ripples...

Your aura appears to be...



Wow.. that's my favorite color... I think...



Your welcome?



I don't feel bold... but if I am... I better start acting it!



Seriously? That sounds awesome! Even though I feel so unsure and confused, your words make me feel.. well.. bold!



Well sure! I wouldn't want to waste valuable food!



That means I'm brave, right?



WHAT? I'm not so bold that I wouldn't recognize I'm pushing it!

Or am I?



Yeah! Because I'm strong!

..and so a pokemon like you..



I like Torchic. They're cute.



A partner? Well they all look so brave and cute, but I think I'll choose Turtwig!



Yay!



I'm so excited!



Thank you!..........
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Next on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 - our journey begins!

I chuckled. I hope this turns out really awesome.
Unlike almost every LP, including my try at Emerald..

Aha! Thank you. Apologies for any repeated pictures. Still editing.

Your LP wasn't horrible you just let it die too fast.

I haven't updated mine in like 2 weeks. I'm not gonna let it die though.

As for you, Sino, this is very good, especially for a first.

I feel special. Skimming around the LPArchive can teach you a lot.

Oh wow, I lost it at the floating rocks part.

Either I'm too easily or amused or you've got something good going.

I cant wait to see how this turns out, and how you will handle adding humor to the dungeons.

Mrr. <3 I'll try adding some stuff on every day I can after school and on weekends.

I won't let you guys down!

So many Pokemon LPs...

Not that Im complaining! Let's see how this one pans out!

Just a tip: dont try to force humor (the reason should be obvious) and dont comment on everything the game says.

THEN AGAIN YOU CAN IGNORE SINCE I HAVENT DONE ANY LPs AND THEREFORE MY ADVICE IS STUPID.

Are you going to ask for the name of the Exploration Team? or have you decided the name already?

Team Manly men

Men in tights
Team fistfist
Team forest fire

Team Explo......rers

Lol. Give me some names, I didn't think about that. xD

Torch and Turtie? Flame and Twig?

Team OH GOD I AM ON FIRE!

Edit: Also, I think a new subsection of the forum should be made just for lets plays. This is getting out of hand.

Brave Vesperia

or just Team Vesperia *shrugs*