AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You're fighting the last boss and your entire team, save for one, is dead. You're down to your last bit of health and only have the chance to cast one last spell. How fucked are you?
>The One Hundred Ceremonies of the Acidic Suns
Sweet, a hundred acidic suns should be enough to finish off the boss (and the universe), so I guess I'm safe.

> Chambers of Villainous Cursing

I cast a room with villains swearing?

>Crystal Rains
Sounds nice. It'll look good, and maybe get in the final boss's eyes (blind him) and cut him up?

>Charismatic Spectre's Evocation of Sharpness

What does this mean I don't

>Assaults of Disrupting Time.

Make myself faster and him slower to defeat him sounds good.

I...
guess I cast...

...The Vestment of Serenity?

What does that even do
make the dude get all dopey?

>The Nine Incatations of the Prismatic Chime

this actually sounds like some sort of KILL THEM WITH RAINBOWS move
so im okay with this

>Exorcism of Seek Amazons

I'm going to be mauled by the boss, right?

i cast The Wondrous Invocation of the Spiritual Necromancers!!!!

oh yeahhh, my party is revived!!

and as any revived being, they are now ZOMBIES!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!

i then continue to beat the living crap out of the final boss with my army of zombies.

"Spined Skull of Flesh"


What does that even mean

>Destroy Suns

All of them.

Deathly Ritual of the Giant Door

>Sagely Ogres' Ceremony of Victory
I don't think I can lose with a ceremony of victory backing me up
>Intelligent Canine's Spell of Infamy
Fantastic, I get a cat to make the boss unliked
>The Five Rituals of Gold Conjuration
I might die but at least I'll die rich
>Just Divinities' Casting of Elimination
So basically I get righteous gods to kill the boss for me?
>Sadistic Artist's Exorcism of Truth
I don't even

Canine
Cat
wut

Ugh I was thinking of feline, don't think dogs are any better at badmouthing though