AWKWARD ZOMBIE

First of all, minesweeper can be found in any PC by going into the start menu, going into All Programs, clicking games, and then minesweeper.
Suck shit, Xabyrn.


To start off, I've merely clicked somewhere around the middle, revealing that there is a mine exactly one tile away in any direction.


Score! I've managed to clear a whole heap of tiles from one lucky click!



Just randomly clicking over here.


Ok this game is terrible I am just going to step on this here mine.
Wow there weren't very many.

This concludes my LP of minesweeper.

CUT THE RED WIRE, ASSHOLE

Aww, but you only got the bad ending.

I was expecting a serious LP.
I am disappoint.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE
WHERE IS THE PROMISED LAND

Use the line piece.

Ah, the line piece manuver a classic!
WE HAVE CLEARED MUCH LAND IN OUR HARDSHIPS



OH NO
IT SEEMS IT WAS NOT A MINEFIELD AFTERALL, BUT A BARRIER TO KEEP THE SPACE DEMON DINOSAUR IMPRISONED
HE THEN EATS YOU


THANKS FOR PLAYING!

I am shocked and pleasantly surprised

Damnit! Thwarted again!

> Inventory

Why are you all playing on easy?

also: my records (though not anywhere near good)

NEXT: MEDIUM

I need to get back to playing Minesweeper. Lost all my records with my old PC.

you gotta love minesweeper. The only dangerous part is the first click, that gets me about 1/4 of the time. After that it is stratagy. I have bad luck at games, thats why i like games that take skill, like minesweeper. Those who say its luck, you are stupid and can't tell a 1 from a 2. Hope i affended at least one person.
Beginer in 27 seconds.

I... I did it.

This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

Crap now i have to best [CN], i will post again when my 24 second or less quest has been compleated (I hope i can post again).
5 rounds later(26 seconds 3 time, and more the others) and I have now passed [CN] with a 20 second time!