AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Space is dead. Or is going to be, could already be dead, hence the odd feeling I have.

Once upon a time, around 12 hours ago, I awoke on a ship.



This is the Kellion, it is a shuttle, shuttling me into space, where most shuttles go, it's their reason for existence.



It is capable of traveling through wormholes, space worms are handy when you need to travel far.



I black out. There is static, I need to upgrade my dreams. My name is Isaac, and I am a space marine.



No, wait, I am an engineer. Me and the crew are being sent to investigate the USG Ishimura, which have had a communications blackout.



I awake to check my iHolo, there is a message from my girl, she is afraid. Afraid that I forgot our anniversary, I am scared. Because I did.



Kendra and Zach are teasing me, it's not my fault I never use the calendar feature on this thing, it's mostly for movies and music. We are approaching the Ishimura.



We break out of warp to get assaulted by a suns rays, Zach yells for evasive maneuvers and we bank hard to the right, the pilot fires a nuke and we move behind some rock debris.



The Ishimaru is in view, we prepare to move forward. The sun doesn't have long.



As we get closer, there is a sudden impact.



The sun has fired a sun ray directly at our engines, moments after the sun is obliterated, but it looks like it got us just as we got it.



We're going to have to close the blast shields and crash land into the Ishimaru. We come to repair communication and then make a impact hole in the ship.



Seems like we're the ones who killed space, and now we're going to pay for it. I spilled my coffee, Zach is going to yell at me.



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So! First time playing this (for real), bought it off Steam during EA week, so making a LP from the first run. Enjoy.

i like it
but now theres MORE LPs
and me and Decker havent even started ours yet

Impact has never been this painless, I don't even move from my seat, these are good seatbelts.



Is everyone alright?



Kendras mouth seems to work, so we should all be ok. Until our ears bleed, of course.



Looks like i'm ok. Which sucks, since I was hoping to get a scar across my face, and lie to people that I got it in space war 2.



Helmet: check. Now I can hide my hideous unscarred face from everyone.



This guy. I do not like him. Haven't really talked to him yet. But I get the feeling we won't get along.



My name is Isaac, and I am a space engineer.

Good stuff. Hope you can stay consistent with updates.

Am I the only one who thinks the chick has ridiculously big tiddies?

No, but mine are hte same way, so I don't have room to talk

Finally, I can get up, my booty is hurting, my legs are cramped, my iHolo needs recharging, we crash landed
and Kendras whining has made me more disoriented than all that combined.



And what a crash it was, we won't be able to buff that out. Should we tend to those fires..? No? Ok.



We get treated to a reel of why this thing exists. It's a planet cracker and it cracks open planets for
mining purposes. Wonder if I can trade in my job for the one where I push the button that makes it all happen.



I am asked nicely to hurry my stupid slow booty up and hack the door open.



But I stop to admire the fancy vending machines they have, I could sure go for a cold one right about now.
It's got no power at the moment though. Next time, tasty beverage. Next time.



It's dark in here. I'm starting to think there's no one here, there should be a thousand people, not one
so far, ominous.



All I get is a billboard to welcome me, weak.



Kendra and Zach start to bicker. I think they're married. Not my place though, and thankfully I'm sent to
investigate what's wrong.



I have a handy ground laser that leads me to where I can find the problem. I wish I had this whenever my keys were missing.


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I got a couple more updates ready, but going to wait 'til this hits page 2, and I'm off to work right away anyways, so I'll throw one up when I get back.

I am extremely intrigued.

This is about how far I got. Gotta man up and rip those limbs off, now that I heard windowed mode fixes mouse lag too.

when does this get scary.

I NEED SCARY.

Scary happens in the next update, it just so happened up till now was still intro stuff.

Now for work, later.

Protip: It doesn't.

Moving on down to the bottom of the page.

My first doublepost. I feel dirty.

I'm not that far yet, but I'm finding it more unsettling the scary, I might not get scared but I'm having a blast playing it.

I made the next update consist of 2 pre-made updates, if people think I should make them smaller like the first 3 updates or make them bigger?