AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So, I've been wanting to try my hand at one of these LPs for a while now. And I decided that the best game to start with would be I Wanna Be the Guy. Now then, the whole title of my LP is I Wanna Be the LP: The Movie: The Game: The Let's Play (An Exercise in Rage Tolerance and F-Bombs), but that was just far too much for the topic title. As an aside, I'm skipping right into the game; no title sequence for you guys.

Please note that for some reason I couldn't make a lot of funny this update. I apologize in advance and promise I'll try harder next time.



I am The Kid. I wanna be The Guy. To do this I must kill The Guy. ...I suppose I just drop down there, then. Let's give this a shot. Surely nothing bad is going to happen.



Well, that was mildly inconvenient. Oh, I know! I'll just outrun it! I'm sure my stubby little legs can carry me fast enough!



That... didn't work out so well. Though, it seems those pesky little spike-walls don't go all the way through. AHA! I can just hide in the corner like a scared little girl. A very manly little girl.



Mwahahahahaha! Take that, evil Death Wall! Though shalt fear my name! I am The Kid! And now, to further show my superiority over spikey death walls, I will continue this endeavor down THE REST OF THE WAY.



You didn't believe me, did you Mr. Spike Death Wall Doom. Well, that's what you get for being stupid. I shall now take my quest down another level. This isn't nearly as difficult as everyone says it is.



Not fair! All the others came out of the wall opposite where I landed! You can't just change it up like that! That's cheating!



So I learned two things just now: Those spike walls are triggered when I land in those brown strips. Also, I can jump. I am now Jumpman.



Fuck.

Well then, since I know I can jump, maybe I should jump upwards at the beginning. I wonder what's up there. Twenty bucks says it's a giant bird, or a bear, or some kind of hungry, rabid raccoon.




Or apples. Completely innocuous apples that could never possibly do any harm to me at all whatsoever. Nope, never in a million years.



Note to self: Everything is trying to kill me. I don't know how or why, but somehow I have incited the vengeance of an angry god. An angry God of Fruit.

I am going to use my jumping powers to jump over the apples! That'll teach 'em to fall on me.



o_O Apparently I've also angered the God of Gravity When Applied to Fruit. I'm sorry God of Gravity When Applied to Fruit, I truly am. Thankfully it barely missed me.



And more jumping for me. That'll show these apples who's boss.



I'll just hop next to this one to make it fall down first. That'll make things easier on me.



Can't say I wasn't expecting that. So I guess I'll just have to run under those other two apples. There is a rather conspicuous The Kid sized gap between them.



Just like James Bond. He played Sean Connery in that spy movie once, you know.



I kept dying when I tried to screencap me messing with the other apple. anyway, I'm gonna run through here real quck-like and just fake-out all these apples. brb



This bastard apple is going to fall up as soon as I walk over him. Just you watch.



Or not. Well, I feel better about myself now. I'm sure whatever is in the next room won't be evil at all. Nosireebob.

I'm sorry, but no. A for effort, just, this isn't the right game for an LP. :/

I figured as much. Ah well, you win some you lose some, yeah?

I would definitely suggest you do a different game. Perhaps something not in the twitchy-action-platformer genre.

Yeah, I Want To Be The Guy is really a video LP sort of game.

agreed. platforming games in general just really dont work well when screenshot lp'd. in my opinion, at least.

also, protip: dont lp IWBTG, it's more overdone than pokemon and just not that interesting of a game anyway.

The is an excellent game for a video LP.


But, uh, it really just doesn't work as an image LP. Sorry.

That was rude, and really late.

gj reading posts.

Because you don't make mistakes ever Bacon.

I make mistakes, but I read posts before I post.

because posting in a thread that is five days old is worth getting your panties in a bunch.

The lateness wasn't what bothered me (though, the conversation had died), it was the rudeness.

Maybe I just like to get people arguing and maybe I like getting people's panties in a knot.
Why? Because it entertains me.