AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Okay, this is my first Let's Play, and I decided to use an SNES classic:
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars



So, without any further deliberation, let's get on with the game!




This is my first time playing, so may as well take the first file.




Nothing creative or even remotely entertaining so far.
I cannot help but feel that I'm not off to the best of starts.




Ah, such a wonderful day in the Mushroom Kingdom.
I'm sure that absolutely nothing bad could possibly happen on a day such as today!




What.

What no.




What the hell do you have against fun, Bowser?




Luckily, Mario sets off to save the day, as always!




...And he brings Princess Toadstool to the castle of Bleak McForboding.
I have an Unnaturally good feeling about this!




Oh look, candles and horrifyingly lifelike statues!
Good feeling sill going strong!




I fight a lot of battles for no EXP.
Cheap gaurds.




...That bridge just collapsed from behind me.

The good vibes I was getting from this place are beginning to recede somewhat.




A nice room, to be sure, but where's Princess Toadst-




...Ah. Okay then.




Aw yeah, now this is what I'm talking about! Time to pund that Koopa's face into a bloody, jelly-like substance!




After several punches to the face, Toadstool informs me that I should aim for the chain holding up the chandelier.
It's certainly a good thing that everything in this series is alive or that would be the absolute worst idea possible!




Have you heard of something called famous last words, Mr. Bowser?




Oh nothing, just impending doom on your end.




...Okay, you deserve what's about to happen to you.
Just for that terrible pun.




Comeuppance!




And now I'm falling as well.
This is not at all how I had planned for things to turn out.




Okay, got back to the Princess, looks like everything is going to be alright-




OH FOR THE LOVE OF-




...What.




No, seriously.

What?




The ...sword...thing... sends me back to my house.

Sarcasm is not necessary, Toad. I just got flung for miles after trying to rescue the Princess!




After jumping off the hook, I discover a save block outside of my house.

I deem this enough for a first episode.

I'm Silver_Wolf and I approve of this Let's Play.

Mwahaha, yes, I love this game. It needs a sequel post haste! Or at least let me play it on my DS.

I read the title as (Let's-a Play)
Perfect for the whole mario thing

Oh hell yes.

Oh boy support.


Now I'm tempted to do a second episode.

DO EET
I like this.

NOT MY FAVORITE OF THE MARIO RPGS

BUT OKAY THIS IS KIND OF COOL

Just don't give Geno too much attention.

IGNORE HIM
Do the opposite.

DON'T YOU KIDS MAKE ME TURN THIS LP AROUND.

BUT WE JUST LEFT
THAT'S NOT FAAAAAIIIIR

This is awesome!

Second episode....ASAP.

That means "act swiftly, awesome pachyaderm"

Wait....

GIVE BOWSER ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION
ALL BOWSER
ALL THE TIME

Okay, picking up where we left off...




Uh yeah, about that...




Yep, you got it.
Wait, why do you seem so unconcerned about this?




Oh, right.
That's why.




Heigh ho, heigh ho, to save toadstool I go~




Well, looks like things are the same here.
Still dark, still foreboding, still-




OH HOLY HELL WHAT.




Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.




And his kind would own this world, too, if it weren't for us meddleing plumbers!




...Aaaand he destroys the bridge to Bowser's keep.
Peach is still in there.

Great.




This was the absolute least exciting adventure ever!




I tell Toad what happens, and he says that we should inform the chancellor.




Yes, Toad.




Seriously? Sweet.
This game so far has had far too few monsters.




*sigh*
Yes, Toad.




That was not a good threat, Toad.
The Goomba's probably laughing at you.




...It ran away.

Probably to die of laughter.




You are severely forgetful, Toad.




Healing up before I go.
Don't want to waste the mushroom that Toad gave me.




ON TO ADVENTURE!




Battle strategy: 1.)Punch goombas
2.)Repeat step 1.




I'm hoping that it was a text limit that prevented this from being called a "Koopa Paratroopa", and not ignorance on Square's part.




Ah, Toad. Why must you be so useless at everything?




WHOO!




I choose to add the bonus points to HP, because the timing for the defense command is a bit tricky.




You can't see it here, but this flower that I'm standing on is spinning.




It also acts as a springboard.
For some reason.




Sproing!




...

God damnit, Toad!




Oh.

Oh hell no.
That's it, avoiding these enemies.




Oh, come on Toad-
Well, okay. This one I can understand.




WHAT.
HOW ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?




Oh jeepers look at that HP.




One mushroom and several punches later...




Do I smell new item?




Yeeeessssssss.
Hammers are awesome.




Well, off to the Mushroom Kingdom town!