AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh, with all of the new RPs suddenly appearing out of nowhere, I don't know if i wanna start this up yet. Oh well. If I need to I'll just continue it later.

Not entirely sure if this has been done before, but I'mma do an LP of the early FF games (1,2,3 of the US releases/1,4,6 of JP), starting with numero uno. I forget just how many people hate these games, and if it's a majority, then I won't bother with more.
I have also linked music in that you may listen to if you wish.
Now, without further delay, I present to you, "Final Fantasy".
Hobey-ho, let's go.


1:
PROLOGUE
INTRO MUSIC



Oooooooh. Fancy prophecy.






Ooh, I get to choose what characters I get? Cool! And I can even name them whatever I want! Well, provided it's four letters or less.
I choose a party of redundancy. Fighter, W+B mages, and then a Red Mage in case one of those three fail.
I've also chosen cool, fantasy-sounding names for them.

Oh yeah, that's right. GARY.




Well now, it would seem as though we have been poofed into existence as the warriors of light, without a penny to our names. Not even Gary has his huge Black Mage hat yet.
Must kinda suck just being poofed somewhere and being expected to know what to do. I know I wouldn't like suddenly appearing without any clothes, cheddar or food.
MAIN THEME/WORLD MAP



Oh, well would you look at this! It seems as though whatever poofed me into existence was kind enough to give me 400 gil, which I must carry in my hands, seeing as I have no clothes or equipment



Hey, look! A castle with 6 houses and barns! (that's one hella tiny kingdom they got goin' on there). Let's go check it out! Lead the way, Loor(F)!



DUDE! IT'S A WELL! Everything in the Final Fantasy series has random crap left in wells, bushes and trees!
WHAT? NOTHING? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? I've got four Warriors of Light wandering around stark naked with 10 dollars each!
What a dumb well.


Yeah! I've finally managed to buy some clothing and weapons. And little Gary has a slight case of Pyromania. He's only bothered to learn Fire. OH WELL



What? What about a princess? AND OH GOD, IT'S THE OLD MAN FROM ZELDA. GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY. And who the heck is Lukahn?



Oh. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get lonely.



Hey, Why are the guards letting me in without explanation? Bitches don't know 'bout my Warrior of Light-ness.
When I become king for rescuing the Princess (who is apparently in need of it), totally firing them.



Why yes, my good sir. Yes we are.



Of course I will! What's my reward? And where the hell am I going?



Ah, thank you good knight. At least one of you is competent.

TO THE NORTHWEST!!!

Riku, I can't describe how excited I am for this.

You should have played Dawn of Souls and went through the bonus dungeons, those are the worst.

Oooh yes. I'm going to follow this.

Playing the original. Adds to the effect for me. Besides which, I also don't have a ROM for Dawn of Souls. Just Final Fantasy on JNES.

I have trouble forseeing how this will be entertaining.

i cant stop thinking of 8bit theatre fffffffffff

Then don't read it. Problem solved.
I know I'm not extremely funny. Part of it is just to show the game for people who haven't played it.

You should've picked Thief, dammit. Oh well White Mage is much more useful anyways

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Thief is daisies near useless in the original version as long as you've got a fighter. The only thing that he's really good for is assisting in the RUN command, and using the Katana at the very end.