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 Post subject: Incredibly Silly Things That Happened to You in Videogames
PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:37 pm 
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I feel there needs to be a thread dedicated to this sort of thing.

Let's discuss hilarious stuff that happened to us in video games (preferably not stuff that is scripted or supposed to happen, though. I'm talking about things more along the lines of stupid players and bad A.I.)


For example, I was once playing this multiplayer HL2 mod called "Battleground 2" or something. It was about the American Revolution. I was playing on the side of the Americans. I had taken a shot at someone of the British team and missed. I reloaded (which takes like 7 seconds in that game for obvious reasons) but, as I did, two enemy players came charging at me with bayonets. The both ran forward, spamming the stab button. As it only takes one or two stabs to kill someone, one hit me and I was nearly dead. However, before he could stab me again, he was killed by his teammate who stabbed him to death so that he could stab me to death. Which he did.


It was hilarious.

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One time, in Oblivion, a guard had seemingly melted into a puddle... Idk, it was weird

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I was playing Star Wars Battlerfront 2, and there was a huge cluster of enemies, so I threw a grenade. However, I threw it a bad angle, so it boncued off a wall, and back towards me. I was able to roll out of the blast radius, but I had thrown the grenade while an enemy was rolling towards me, so he rolled right into the explosion and died.


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Everything that ever happened in Oblivion.



One time I had a female Sim who insisted on hitting on every single old lady she ever saw. It was creepy.

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In a co-op match with Lolita in the Hard Rain map of L4D2, I ramboed on ahead and she died. Later on, she ramboed on and she died.

The only stages where I have not had success in Ramboing on ahead is the sugarcane field in Hard Rain (and that's only when the game decides it hates me) and the Bridge finale in the Parish.

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One time when I played Fallout 3, I came across a corpse lying around in Megaton. It was a named character, and he looked kinda important, but I'd never come across him before.

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Once, in Thunder Bluff on the Sentinels server, an Orc named Michaelphelps drowned himself in the little pound on the first level.

Also, in Stormwind once someone killed corpses to write out a web address. Was pretty impressive.

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While playing Resident Evil Outbreak, I always somehow never able to make it past the frikkin' first level. So, I am surprised and a slightly bemused to find out that I actually found my way out and was on the road to victory with all my teammates surviving. I had been bitten earlier in the game and had only half my health left, which had me limping around.

As it turns out, there was a ledge that one needed to jump before they can complete the final part of the first mission. All my other team members had hopped over and proceeded onward. I couldn't really figure out how I was going to jump because I kept limping and it got in the way, so I called out to one of my friends for assistance. "Help me!" The response was a quick and simple: "No." I died on that side of the ledge because of the infection.

Sweet revenge was mine, however. The next time I attempted the level, I stood in front of the door so they couldn't open it. I waited for their constant "Help!"s to die out before I took what stuff they had and continued on my way.

tl;dr: Resident Evil Outbreak AI's are dicks.

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Bacon wrote:
Everything that ever happened in Oblivion.



One time I had a female Sim who insisted on every single old lady she ever saw. It was creepy.
Insisted on what?
Also, one time, I was playing Dwarf fortress. A dwarf got on fire, and apparently his thought process was "You know, bieng on fire makes me really thirsty. I think I will get me a drink of ale. But first, I'm gonna check up on my mining buddies!" WHAT. THE. HELL. STOP SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE GAAAAAH

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me and a bunch of clanmates were playing a CS:S deathrun map for fun, and one renamed themself to Snorlax and stood at the edge of the next platform, so we couldnt make the jump, then someone changed their name to Pokeflute and he moved
it was ace

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In every game with grenades ever, I always manage to make the grenade bounce back at me

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Mete wrote:
In every game with grenades ever, I always manage to make the grenade bounce back at me

i know right
fucking air humidity or some shit

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Oblivion.
I had a glitch that made Sheogorath breakdance,and my horse was somehow invincible.
Except once it tried to follow me underwater and drowned,so lol.

In Fable 2,I kicked a chicken into somebody's face and they just lol'd.

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I had a glitch that made Sheogorath breakdance.
BEST GLITCH EVER

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in the gunship battle, 10 man, we were doing the battle as normal. the sorcerer came out bout 3 times then we noticed something

the 4th one had a brain tumor or something cause he was spazzing out, and running all over the boat doing turns and shit, he actually ran all the way up to the top of the ally boat

we never had another "deep freeze" cast on the guns again, and he was still dancing on the top of the ship when we destroyed it. i lol'd pretty hard

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