AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Warning. This game and LP is incredibly violent and features Dismemberment, Excessive amounts of blood and gore, Morbid Humor, and general jackassry. Read at your own risk.



Who is Catherine?



Great the first thing someone tells me as I'm born is that my mother is "Strapping."



I am beautiful boy.



My name is Nope. The N-o-p-e-. is silent.


I want to be a doktor!



I bet I am going to be a chick magnet! For chicks!





A lazy eye? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. My hair! Gah! There goes my magnet status.

Shortly after looking at me, Catherine dies from Cardiac Arrest.

A year later:



I learned to walk at one year old by WSAD keys on a keyboard.





You honestly thought a fence of metal could stop Nope.? Pfft.



I find a coloring book on the ground. Turns out it determine's my skills in life.









I choose to max out all the non combat related skills.

More in a bit, internet is about to go out in a storm.

No seriously

Can we have fewer LPs about Bethesda games?

oh hey this is actually pretty cool

i am interested

Good so far.

I've considered a DF lp but I don't think anyone here knows what the little symbols even mean, let alone the injokes.

Just me, but I'd tone down the size of the pictures. Other than that, I like it.

Didn't Zink really really badly want to do a Fallout 3 LP already and has been talking about it for a really really long time?

I can't really help but think this isn't very fair on him. He had made it very clear :/

I'm planning on trying to go through it being neutral with no combat skills other than Energy Weapons, of which there isn't an abundance of in the beginning.



A general list of my skillz.



Dad doesn't seem upset that I somehow got through the fence, climbed on top of his bed and sat there. WORST DAD EVER.



I follow him out into the rest of my life.

9 YEARS LATER.



WOO BIRTHDAY TIME!



With my 10 points into Intelligence, I think that I know that this is a special day.



I get a fancy watch for my tenth birthday. I wanted a pony.



I hate you. So much.



My Perception skill is 1.



I got to guess what my present was. I am still trying to be a chick magnet.



I think that my sexual orientation was questioned... worst 10th birthday ever.



After talking to Amata (the little girl who questioned me) I talk to most of the other guests and get a hat. I started to demand my presents.



Then the robot destroyed the cake.



Thanks for pointing out something I already know.



Your Mom jokes are still acceptable in the future.



He starts to QQ and fight me. Unfortunately I can't fight back.



The fight was broken up and the little girl is still insulting me.



The Overseer is the guy that wants me to work. I talk about how I'm getting it on with his daughter.



A voice booms from the intercom saying its ok for me to go down to the reactor core for a present. Then I meet this woman who gives me a poem.



I tell my Dad that I don't like surprises.



I reach the reactor core and my present is waiting there. It's held by Dad's friend Jonas.



They give me a BB gun, I asked for a shotgun. Why is this birthday so horrible?



I shoot the 3 targets and the roach that determines your small guns skill. Then I decide to take out the day's rage on my dad.

6 YEARS LATER.



I have to take a test called a G.O.A.T. I tried to fake being sick.



I find a bobblehead, which there is one for every skill and attribute in the game. This one is medicine and it increases my medicine skill by 10.



The guy on the far right is Butch. He's the one whose Mom I made fun of.
I beat him up.



He is in the bottom left. I go and take my seat for the test. It's multiple choice with no wrong answers. How I answer determines the 3 major skills in the future.






Pitcher hahahahahahahahaahahahaa








Fuck the Overseer.



I go over and see what I got.



A PLUMBER? I HAVE TO BE A PLUMBER? SURELY YOU JEST.



Ummm yeah give me something else.



I choose the options I want. lololololololol @ all combat related skills at 9 execpt big guns and energy weapons.

FAST FORWARD 3 MORE YEARS TO PRESENT.



Ah mah gawd.

I get told that Dad left the vault and that shit has hit the fan. I gather up my meager supplies and head out to despence justice and doctoring things.



I see a police officer, enter VATS and kill him with bullets.



Butch comes up to me saying that his mother is under attack by large roaches. After some bickering, I help him.



I save his mom from the roaches....



... and kill Butch right in front of her. Teaches him to bully me.



She ran away so a chase began!



On my chase I encounter several guards, pick pocketed the overseer and opened a door. I was congratulated



There it is. The vault exit.

I AM EXCITE.



AAAAURUUGGH MY EYES. WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?



Being blinded made me go up a level. Horrah! I pick 3 skills that I want to level up.



And I get the more xp perk. Perks are basically these passive buffs that you can get after each level up.

That is it for now!

Well, if Zink makes a LP of Fallout I just wont update, he's better at it than I am.

you seem like a very nice young lad, mhm.

but it's okay if two people do the same LP. mander did it for oblivion, yeah.

Mmmm. Maybe, even if this LP does fail I still think I'll keep this file for the entertainment value. I just noticed how pale my skin is in the game.

More 3rd person pics would be nice, but other than that pretty nice.


Oh gawd you killed butch

I'm liking this so far, and yeah, more third person pics.

I thought that putting ten points into intelligence at the start was a bad choice. Isn't an upgrade for intelligence found really early in the game?

Put everything into repair. Embrace your life as a plumber!