In which I be unfunny while playing an old pokemon game Nuzlocke style!
So, here are my rules for this LP-
1. Catch the first Pokemon you encounter in each route/cave/whatever and nothing else. If you fail to catch it, too bad, continue onwards.
2. If you Pokemon faints, consider it dead and release it.
3. All Pokemon's nicknames must be a reference to the webcomic Homestuck.
4. If you get a whiteout you may keep going with the pokemon left in your box.
So those are my rules, now let's get started!
Hey, who's that pokemon?
IT'S PIKACHU!
Hey I was right for once! And now we know that Surfing Pikachu...
was there from the beginning.
So was flying pikachu. I wonder if these were abandoned ideas as event pokemon, and Nintendo decided to use them now.
Pokemon; Yellow
Pika! Version.
Hey, it's an old man-
OHMYGOD.
THAT FACE.
IT IS THE FACE.
OF NIGHTMARES.
Obviously he hasn't realized that that's an insult.
Oak, I hate to be the one who tells you this, but Pokemon is just a game. When you start to spend a lot of your time on it, I think you've-
WHAT IS THAT THING. IT'S A RAT.
YOU HAVE A RAT INFESTATION.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PAINTED IT YELLOW.
ARE YOU COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL.
Hey guys. Now he's telling me it's his pet. What kind of a person keeps a rat as a pet, and tries to turn it yellow?
Wait. We can pit them against each other, and make them fight?
Hell yes.
My name? My name is the most badass name in the entire universe. My name is...
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