AWKWARD ZOMBIE

After reading about the adventures of CHARLIE MANHUGE I wanted to make an LP of my own. I originally tried Fallout 2 but it wasn't that exciting to look at. So here we go with the next in the series.

The main character is a 19 year old kid from the Vault 101. His name is Aderyn Seychelle. Lets do this.




Woken up by some chick in my room. Normally I like chicks in my room but today she just yelled at me about how my father escaped and how people wanted to kill me. Greaaaaat.


Grab a bat and some conveniently placed medical supplies. Weird that my room is the only one with any.


Oh God there’s a guy who wants to beat me. I’ll just sneak by while he is entertaining his brutal fantasies on that radroach.


I am ambushed in the bathroom.
“Why don’t you take your pansy self in there? Radroaches are made of cardboard.”


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. I bet he still wets the bed too.
“I’ll help if you don’t tip off the guard.”



There were radroaches and vodka.


“What do you mean we? You hid yourself in a toilet stall. I am out of here.”


Oh god my face.


My bat is bigger than your baton sir.


Logic triumphs again!


Damnit! Not again! Araaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!


Aaaaaaaaaargh...hhh…h?


My god he’s blind! Look at those eyes! No wonder he doesn’t want to fight.


Oh man. Robots are so cool. I don’t need friends when I have robots. This guy just killed a swarm of radroaches by setting them on fire and then USING A CHAINSAW on them. Overkill is awesome.


Dad’s office. Anything of value in here? Nope.


Oh hey, it’s George and Whatsherface.


WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? Is it the bat splattered with the blood of friends and family? I bet it is.


Oh man, those guards killed George! They’ve got guns.


Suicidal Whatsherface charges the guards. What bravery. I follow her lead in attempt to escape. Unfortunately she dies but absorbs most of the shots.


booty KICKING 20% OFF! GET YOURS TODAY!


These guys like to buy booty kicking in bulk.


Man these things are everywhere. How do they even get into the vault?


You want a piece of me? I just beat two guards armed with GUNS to death with a bat.



He did not last long.


Oh! Oh! I see the office. Now how to get there.


There’s the Overseer, the chick who woke me up, and… some masochistic rapist? I bet they have the keys to the office.


Did you hear of the extraordinary prices from your associates? Come on down to Aderyn Seychelle’s for all your needs.


THANK YOU COME AGAIN.


Are you waving at me? Friendly psychotic murderer?


I just killed a man before your eyes. I’m totally here to turn myself in.


Hand over my weapons? Jeez, you don’t get it do you? I’m practically a walking arsenal with most of the Vaults weapons on me somewhere.


Hahaha. Calling for your guards. I killed them all. Didn’t you notice? Nope, too busy having delusional fantasies.



Well that wasn’t very exciting. I hit him a few times and he ran over there to hide in a corner. Weeeeeak.


Jonas? Jonas? JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?! Enough of that.


Yes. Meet me by the vault entrance and we’ll ride off into the sunset.


To the office!



Whoa. A tunnel underneath the desk this whole time? Is that where the radroaches come from?



OPEN SESAME!


What? I thought we were going to ride off into the sunset like two peas in a post-apocalyptic pod? Fine. I don’t need you. I have a bat, she’ll never leave me because she’s solid motherloving ash.


Didn’t I kill them all yet?


I ran away and they closed to door on me. No going back now… unless I get large amounts of dynamite… and then become emperor of the vault.



Ahhhh bright light!
Is that a town down there?


It is! Oh man it’s like all those adventure books where the survivor has to rebuild society from scratch. Only I’m in a radioactive wasteland instead of an island.


Whatever this thing is it doesn’t seem to care about me. Or gravity.


Gross. Ancient moldy food. Who’d eat something out of a 200 year old fridge?


It seems the first thing in those books said shelter was a good thing. Let’s see what I can do.


Pretty nice actually.

Blunt weapons yaaaay

This is a good start and I look forward to the rest of it.

You skipped the opening sequence.

But aside from that, I'm pretty excited for this.

Yeah, uh, with the way you skipped the opening at and all this will probably be really hard for anyone who hasn't played Fallout 3 to understand. If you don't continue with the main story, though, the lack of intro shouldn't affect later updates.

Also, put a blank line before and after all images. Having text squished between images like that makes it hard to read.

Also FFFFFFFFFFFFFF I was going to do a Fallout 3 Let's Play after I was done with Oblivion. I guess I'll just have to do Morrowind then.

AND I HATE MORROWIND

Is that more readable now? Also I never really dealt with the Fallout 3 main story when I actually played it until the end. It just doesn't intrest me as much as running around.

Sorry for taking the Fallout 3 LP from you.

Well, I actually prefer to have an extra line both above and below the text, but this works too.

Anyway, "taking" Fallout 3 from me isn't that big a deal. I'm probably not going to finish my Oblivion LP for a while (like months from now), and I write differently enough from you that it will still feel FRESH AND NEW when I start one.

Besides, it's not like I own Fallout 3 or anything.

Find shotgun.

Find abandoned house.

Declare both objects as your own.

Kill anyone who disagrees.

Well, Zink, depending on whether Falconer decides to make his character good or bad, you can still do the opposite. Besides, I really like your LP's/Adventure Threads. They're fun to read. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

Well, there's three different ways it can go, really. Good, Neutral, and Evil. So you could technically have three different setups. And you could have one go through the main quest really fast, one that puts off the main quest until max level, and one that goes through the DLC at preset level points...

Not that I'm suggesting anything.

Yeah, but it's more interesting to do either good or evil(IMO), and I just assumed that they would be doing one of the two.

But then again, I've always been one of those people who makes their character one of the extreme ends of the spectrum. I've never managed to create and maintain a character with neutral karma, on Fallout 3 or any other game using a similar system.

Download some proletariats





Especially some of those you get the stuff if you kill the owner

Looks like you're going toward the Good karmic route.

download space marine mod because i like space marines and i thought this was a lets play of fallout not fallout 3 what is this i hate you

Speaking on behalf of someone who's never played Fallout 3

What the heck just happened I do not understand any of this

starting off story without explaining things adds MYSTERY and DEPTH