AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You were my one
True friend Barney
In a world of pain and deceit
You looked at me
With your wide open eyes and followed
Me without question

You never backed down
Barney
You never told me a lie
Barney
No matter what the odds were
I knew you'd have my back
No matter how grave it got
You'd always be there for me

I feel like sometimes I took
Your company for granted, Barney
Like I didn't deserve your trust
Sometimes, no matter how hard
I tried, I couldn't keep us

Together. It was as if everything
In the universe was trying
To rip us apart. Even then
in the hardest times, you looked
At me with unflinching resolve
as if to say "It's okay"
even when we both knew
It wouldn't be

Some nights, in that blurry time
when you're not quite asleep
but not quite awake
I hear something on the edge
of hearing,
and I think it might be you
I know it isn't, but that little hope
keeps me alive in the worst
of times
I'll always love you
Barney
Never forget

I love you Spoony

This is gold.

Look, I'm chewed up pretty bad, and I think my leg's broken, so you'd better go on without me. Get yourself out of here while you still can.

BARNEY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO












...I'll just take your revolver now that you're dead.

I love all of you so much

*Reads Squig's post*

*Reads Squig's sig*

THIS

IS

CONFUSIIIIIIING

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

JUST

AS

PLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!

Fun fact: There was a time when their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor.

Also, Spoony, well done. I'll buy you a beer sometime.

Not now, Def, I'm on duty.

I'M GOING TO HAVE THAT BEER WITH HIM ONE DAY MAN.








OH GOD BARNEY

You made me replay Half Life 1.