AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oblivion thread, so we will stop spamming zink's LP



holy shit i love stealing things, do other people love stealing things? i just go into houses and steal all their food.

also fuck that speechcraft minigame it is a horrible stupid idea and needs to die now.

Bribing FTW

Also yes I enjoy stealing but I am trying to resist that urge on my current playthrough.

Eventually I will give into those urges and murder and pillage the entire town of Bruma.

Play a real game.

just because

that horse had its whole life ahead of it

And it's whole death below it.

Odds...
That may or may not be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen on the internet

Odds how could you kill it

dark made me

I made a stealthy imperial. It's so much fun to sneak around and steal stuff. However, after spending all the time to complete the Thieves Guild line, all I get is a fucking house with nothing in it. Am I missing something?

i don't think horses have stuff in them

Dark gazed into the horse's eyes in his final moments. His eyes with charred skin around the edges. They looked so dry from the flames but still managed to pool what little amount of tears it had left.
"Dark......Tell Odds.....my last words", the horse said quietly with a hushed breath.
"Anything for you" Dark replied, holding back his choking voice.
"Tell Odds......I'm dying" the horse gasped out.

With one last breath escaping his lungs, Dark felt a cold brush against his whole body. A sense of melancholy overwhelmed his whole being, causing it all to build up deep within him. It filled him up more until it burst out in tears. It poured on the horse's blackened body, sizzling as it hit against his still warm, charcoal exterior.
Dark picked up the poor, innocent creature and vowed he would never let Odds live down the crime which she committed.
He spread the word to remind Odds every day of the tragedy of the Horse that Neighed too much.

I'm dying Odds.

GOD DAMMIT YANIME

I'M DYING ODDS

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