AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Inspired by the sudden surge of "Let us play" threads popping up on the forums, I decided to do one myself, with my excessively dull commentary.. I will try to update at least once a day, but the next few days are going to be a bit busy for reasons that are of no importance to you mass of forum-goers and the 3 1/2 mental patients among you. So, without further adieu, Let's play the 1st in the Defoe Quadrilogy (5 days a stranger, 7 days a skeptic, Trilby's notes, and 6 days a sacrifice), 5 days a Stranger, a point and click adventure game sorta thing by Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. Also, it's got a horror-mystery sorta plot.

Or, at least a preview of it, because I'm slightly busy right now and hopefully will have time to actually play it tomorrow.

Interesting.

So wait, you lost your name or something?

Okay, Mr. "Trilby".

How many names are we talking about here? 5?

STOP. You have violated the law.

Do you wear a top hat or something? Imagine robbing a house while wearing a top hat....

Alright kids! Let's go rob bill's department store!

That doesn't look like a department store...

Why would you leave your valuables in a department store?

Was their like a murder or something in the store? I mean, why lock it up?

If their was a murder in there, I suppose most people would like to stay away from it for a while...

Totally not ironic foreshadowing.

Suddenly, menu screen!

Coming tomorrow: Day 1

Shed some light on the game would ya

Oh yeah. I forgot.
Anyway, it's a point and click adventure game sorta thing by Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. Also, it's got a horror-mystery sorta plot.

ooo

my interest.

it has been aroused.

I bet it has.

Nephew I have a boner

didn't see that one coming.
:awesome:

These are some great games. Can't wait to see where this goes.

I am excited for this.

*GASP* I freaking love the Trilby Series! *excitement*

UPDATE LOLOLOL

Okay, here's part of todays update.

DUN DUN DUN

We grapple our way into the mysterious "Robs Department store". The sign says "Defoe Manor", but that probably just the local teenagers doing.

Nice mask. Unless you have some sort of terrible skin disease, and that really is your skin.

*Dramatic theme music*

I examine the grappling-umbrella. Also, creepy creaks and whispers emanate from the house.

Nothing in the room appears to be worth taking.

I try to open the window, but it's stuck after it shut itself. Huh.

Trilby states the reason why It won't open.

What "Old-Fashioned" way out? The front door? The wall?

Upon leaving the room, we encounter this pleasant old chap.

What? It's not like I'm wearing a bizarre and possibly traumatizing mask.....

Oh wait, I am.

Me too trilby, me too. Also: I seem to be switching between writing this in first person ("I" took off the mask) and various other ways of writing that I forget the names of. (Trilby took off the mask, etc)

Upon venturing downstairs, I encounter another person in this.....room, I'm not quite sure what to call it. Apparently, he's been stuck here for several days.

Uh, no....

He steps a bit closer and asks about the window we entered through.

You're making it sound like some creepy hotel. Stop it.

Based upon this sentence, I presume there are 3.1415 people in the house.

He mention the other "Guests", (Jim, a young adult, Simone Taylor, someone from the BBC, and AJ, a guy whom no one knows anything about. He was apparently the guy whom we bumped into just a minute or two back).

Why?

Just break a window or something.

Huh.

STOP TALKING LIKE IT'S A CREEPY HOTEL

So Phil walks off to do some work, and tells us to gather everyone in the sitting room.

Later today I'll hopefully update again, and include a map of the house so far.

Its like Luigi's Mansion crossed between an Agatha Christie murder novel

IT WAS THE BUTLER

THE BUTLER DID IT

IN THE STUDY WITH THE LEAD PIPE