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 Post subject: Westward Trail
PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:40 pm 
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Think Oregon Trail, but browser based and free.

http://westward.globalgamenetwork.com/c ... =startgame

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FORD THE RIVER


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FORD THE RIVER


You die.

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Odds wrote:
FORD THE RIVER STYX

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STOP EATING SO MUCH GOD

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hunting for food is the worst


HERE'S A DEER




no fuck you you're too slow aiming your gun you go hungry


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I'm so bored, I may be tempted to play this...

You have a cold.
You take tylonel.
Too late you died of AIDS!

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But AIDS didn't exist in the 1800s.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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This version...


...is HORRIBLY sucky!

Okay, first, the graphics. I mean, the original hardly-ever-an-image graphics were better than this! I mean, it really ruins the whole scale of epicness of the whole game when the image of your wagon only moves 2 meters a day!
Second, the advice stuff is completely gone. How much food am I expected to buy?
Third, they completely removed actually being able to tell how wide and deep the river is. I mean, in the original, half the fun of Fording the river was laughing at how you lost half your oxen crossing a river that's 10 centimeters deeper than the one you got past perfectly safely! Now it's just "the river is wide and shallow"
Fourth, the death messages. In this one, it's just "X has died" in a tiny red font. They don't even tell you what they died from!
And fifth, and perhaps the biggest of all, hunting:
Odds wrote:
hunting for food is the worst
HERE'S A DEER
no fuck you you're too slow aiming your gun you go hungry

You bought bullets? Why would you do such a thing?! I mean, the chance of actually getting an average of 20lbs per hunt is pretty slim (mostly because of the god-awful way you have to do it), not to mention that hunting eats up quite a lot of time!




But in terms of actually good Oregon Trail remakes, I'm looking forward to the WiiWare one coming out!


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Since when have I ever cared about making sense?

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Since when have I ever cared about making sense?

This is why people bitch at you.

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Oh, and it gets worse. The image of Oregon itself? Nothing but a ridiculously colourful rainbow and three giant butterflies. What the hell?!



I did laugh at the fact that, 5 miles to go (1/4 of a day), one of my members actually said they wanted to stop and turn around!


God, this game is rubbish!


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