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 Post subject: Things you hate about video games
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:41 pm 
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Bad camera angles for the loss.

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Flopping character interaction at the end.

Why did SO3 do that :shakefist:


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 Post subject: Re: Things you hate about video games
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:45 pm 
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Lolita wrote:
Bad camera angles for the loss.

This. In Phantasy Star Online I & II, I usually end up fighting the camera more than the actual enemies.

Also, escort missions, time limits, impossibly resilient AI, and the computer being a cheating bastard, like spawning an enemy inside of a rock, where he can shoot out while I can't shoot in.

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Black people.

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That's my favorite part.

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Oh God what time is it where did all the hours go why does my head hurt must find save point.



Fuck you, Okami.

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Games where you can't save everywhere.

I'm looking at you, Okami.

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- Games that are too easy
- Games that are too hard
- Bats
- RPGs that have a large cast of characters, all of which (excluding main characters) are no longer mentioned in the story after they join your party.
- Games that get exponentially easier the better you are at them unless you restrict yourself from collecting optional power-ups
- Bats

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- Games that are too hard

Did someone say Battletoads? 'Cause I think I heard someone say Battletoads.

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Games where if a character dies, they stay dead.

Especially if this happens in one of those really long fucking battles and you really don't want start over adhnhfnf I hate you Fire Emblem why do I play you.

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Games where if a character dies, <i>they stay dead</i>.

Especially if this happens in one of those really long fucking battles and you really don't want start over adhnhfnf I hate you Fire Emblem why do I play you.

What if it's just part of the story?

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Karilyn wrote:
- RPGs that have a large cast of characters, all of which (excluding main characters) are no longer mentioned in the story after they join your party.


Like I said?

But yes, that's extremely annoying.


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
- Games that are too hard

Did someone say Battletoads? 'Cause I think I heard someone say Battletoads.

Battletoads isn't too hard.

Unless there is a certain hover-motorcycle level which I've blocked out of my memory as a means to preserve my sanity.

I swear I have not had years of psychological therapy in order to get over the trauma of a hover-motorcycle level that did not exist in Battletoads.

IT DIDN'T EXIST!

<.<; The rest of the game was trivial by comparison.

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Unless you're playing on two player mode. Then it's impossible!




I mean bodaciously, there's a bug at one point where you simply can't advance because the second player keeps dying uncontrollably!


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Unless you're playing on two player mode. Then it's impossible!

I never played it on two player mode before, from a lack of knowing someone who was capable of playing the game.

I will say this. The first time I cleared the hover motorcycle level, I beat the game. I was like, "I AM NEVER GOING TO DO THAT MOTORCYCLE LEVEL AGAIN! EVER! I WILL NOT DIE" and I didn't.

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