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 Post subject: Favorite video game quotes
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:35 pm 
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Fairly self-explanatory. Just share some of your favorite quotes from videogames.


Kyle Hyde from Hotel Dusk: Room 215 wrote:
It's a bucket and a mop. I'll mop the floor with you, mop! Ha ha ha...


Kyle Hyde from Hotel Dusk: Room 215 wrote:
It's a bookshelf. Wait, my mistake, it's a table.


Sheogorath (from the Shivering Isles expansion pack, when inquired about the topic "Sheogorath") wrote:
Yes? Speaking to me? I'm he. He's me. And others, as well. Or, they were. Weren't they?


Sheogorath (again) wrote:
The Isles, the Isles. A wonderful place! Except when it's horrible. Then it's horribly wonderful. Good for a visit. Or for an eternity.

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I feel asleep.


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Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!


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Sheogorath, when inquired about Jyggalag, Daedric Prince of Order wrote:
Another Daedric Prince. Not a nice one. I don't think ANY of the other Princes like him, actually. I mean, Malacath is more popular at parties.

And Malacath is NOT popular at parties.


Sheogorath, when inquired about Thadon wrote:
The long-reigning Duke of Mania. A Master of Merriment, if you will. Or if you won't; I suspect it wouldn't matter to him.


God I love Sheogorath.

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I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!

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I love old people


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If a mouse farts in this minefield, I want his booty blown sky high.

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Tink from Disgaea 2

Hey, you! Stop being so friendly with ze princess!! You zink you can push
me aside and have her all to yourself, eh! Not on my watch, Monsieur Napolean
Bonerhard! I will be dead and buried before I give you zat kind of satisaction!


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Psychonauts

Dr. Loboto: Little boy, I'm afraid that you have a serious mental problem. The trouble originates it this region, that we in the medical profession refer to as... THE Brain! You see son, its just no good! I hate to be so blunt but you have the Insanity of a manitee!
Dogen Boole: I know... everybody's always saying that. Whats wrong with my brain, doctor?
Dr. Loboto: How should I know, I'm a dentist! But here's what I do know, when a Tooth is bad, you pull it!
Dogen Boole: But my teeth are fine
Dr. Loboto: Yes that brains got to go. Its the quickest way to cure what you have... INSANITY OF THE MIND!

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Sasha Nein: Young man, I hope you've learned a lesson here today.
Raz: Yes, I have... that shooting things is fun and useful!
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G-Man: [as a road crew worker] Look at that woman's breasts, they're large.

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Our eyes met, so battle we must!

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Team Fortress Two:
"What's that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good Idea!"


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Lady Killer Perk from Fallout 3 wrote:
In Combat, you do +10% damage against female opponents


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I bet that vendor has met Merlin.


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Pretty much anything GLaDOS says. Cliche', I know, but someone had to say it.
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"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."


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