AWKWARD ZOMBIE

As discussed in another thread, I was going to equivalent exchange some stuff I don't play for C&C First Decade. I decided on Atlantica Online and two HL2 proletariats I never got around to playing (DIPRIP and Eternal Silence, I left Goldeneye: Source and Dystopia alone).

I'm installing everything except for Generals and Renegade. I don't care for either. I have C&C 3, but I gave the CD key to a friend. That and my processor isn't good enough/my video card is a big fat doody liar (closer to the former, though).

Out of all of the games, I've mostly played vanilla Red Alert 2 (my friend lacks Yuri's Revenge). I'm not sure whether I prefer Soviet forces or Allied forces. All I know is this: I have yet to do well on any map with naval units. I tried one and got owned by Korea. I can do decently on land/air only maps, though. If I play again soon, I'm either going Libya (shit yes trucks of exploding doom) or America/France/Germany (it's a choice between double paratroopers on select maps, a bigass cannon, and a counter-tank). I've never multiplayed a C&C game

Oh.

CONSCRIPT REPORTING.

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK.

HERE

IVAN'S NOT HOME.

CAPACITORS CHARGED.

DESOLATOR READY.

Tiberian Sun is good. Tiberum Wars is fast-paced twitchy starcraft bullshit.

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