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 Post subject: The Best Republic Commando (LetsPlay)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:36 pm 
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From murdering his own allies to blowing up entire planets, Clark Fistknife is THE commando to hire 24/7.

LET'S IGNORE THE EMERALD LETSPLAY BECAUSE truth be told, I was getting tired of being forced to spend 80 minutes just taking the screenshots. That, and it was boring waiting for the good stuff. But this should be better because I actually enjoy the game and not have to take pictures every three seconds to get action in. So go on and lock/delete/whatever that thread.

EMERALD DISCUSSION ENDED.


So yeah. TIME FOR LET'S PLAYING.

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We start by playing as some guy who has no relation to the main character whatsoever.

WHAT FUN!

Skipping through the intro...

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This is the only time in the intro where you have control of your character.

Which is funny, you shouldn't be able to control your character in the intro.

BECAUSE IT'S WRONG.

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This is the last intro picture I got because THE INTRO IS BORIN' FFFF.

So yeah, these are the assholes, I mean people I get to work with.
There's the killing machine, techo guy, and comic relief.

The gang's all here!

In summary the intro is: "HERE IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE YOU ARE A CLONE WHO IS A COMMANDO AND YOU ARE LEADER OF THE BEST CLONES EVER AND YOU'LL DO AS WE SAY OR YOU DIE f."

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Oh boy! Is it finally playtime yet?

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Daww, it's just Mr. Hologram and his transparency telling me my mission as a Commando.

But that's just shoot, kill, ask questions never

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Is that an explosion behind that rock we flaw past there should not be explosions.

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YES, IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO DRIVE YOUR BEST SOLDIER THROUGH THE BATTLEFIELD BECAUSE HE WON'T EXPLODE AT ALL.

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LET ME OUT WHY ARE YOU DRIVING US AT THE ENEMY.

WE'RE NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE.

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FFFFFF THOSE ARE TANKS.

TANKS KILL PEOPLE.

YOU ARE THE WORST DRIVER EVER.

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WE NEED TO GO FASTER WHEN GIANT SPIDERS ARE GOING TO KILL US.

DON'T YOU ALL AGREE.

And then they finally stop and let me out.

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So I have this pistol and the gun I held in the intro, what else do I...

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OH GOD IS THAT A PUNCH KNIFE.
I LOVE THIS GAME.

From now on, I'll be known as Clark FistKnife. Killing people with the knife in his fist.

I can imagine peace agreements: "ALRIGHT NOW WE SHAKE HANDS OH WHAT IS THIS YOUR KNIFE GOT INTO MY HAND NOW I'M DYING."

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I couldn't get a screen, but I got hit with bombs.

Also this guy also feels the need to tell me information I already know.

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Fortunately, there's a super-convenient healing station right next to where I was hit.

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Pretty lights...

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NOW FOR SOME REAL SHOOTING ACTION TO THE DEATH.

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CRY SOME MORE WITH YOUR TINY BABY GUNS.

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It may not show, but that thing right there is a droid.

That I punched.

With my knife.

This is the BEST FREAKING GAME EVER.

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I take that as an insult.

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I HOPE YOU TWO ARE PREPARED FOR A PAINFUL DEATH.

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HOW COME I CAN'T GET GOOD SCREENSHOTS OF KNIFING PEOPLE.

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That man right there.
I knifed him.
He didn't explode, but OH WELL.

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This guy's kinda cute.

I'll name him Larry GunBot.

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He sure does a good job of holding still while I knife him.

I am such a heartless fiend.

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YOU MEAN I GET TO USE ACTUAL GRENADES.

YESSSSSSSSS. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

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You see that bunker up there?

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Grenades are good for making them go boom.

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More of those asshole "allies" of mine Knowing them, they're probably shooting at their commanding officer.

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I AM SUCH A GOOD LEADER!

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So I actually have to meet this guy?

THE BEST DAY IS FORFEIT! THIS IS THE WORST DAY BECAUSE HE'S THE COMIC RELIEF AND HE'S BAD AT HIS JOB FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.

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Do you see the man up there.
He is six-two.
He is supposed to be the comic relief.
See what he's saying?
He's just standing there like a freaking Oblivion NPC.

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This guy actually specializes in demolitions, so I command him to set a bomb on some rocks while I shoot stuff for science.

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Oh god what is that thing it's a huge ugly bug and it wants my soul.

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Despite being a giant monster bug, he's no match for my KNIFE PUNCHES!

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Oh crap is that thing what I think it is.

IT'S ONE OF THOSE GIANT SPIDER EVIL THINGS AND IT'S HERE TO KILL MEEEEEEEE.

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See those lasers?
Those are from a ship.
One that's carrying some more of my allies.

I'm not complaining, they killed the MONSTER GIANT METAL SPIDER.

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Remember kids, if you insult me, I'm going to have to track you down and chop off your head using KNIFE PUNCHES!

The fight was so short I only got a picture of it's head and not all it's other assorted body parts that came off.

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And now we reach the end of the first segment.

Six-two made a great distraction when the second bug came and I stabbed it in the back of the head. Other than that, he stood there and did nothing other than attract enemies.


A FEW THINGS TO KNOW:

- You can't die in this game, just become incapacitated. And then you have to wait for someone to revive you. So if you all start telling me to kill my squadmates, it won't work because they're essential.
Like in Oblivion.
Oh, and they'll attack me and I'll be dead because they won't be willing to revive me.

- I have TOTALLY NOT PLAYED THE GAME BEFORE.
TOTALLY.
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING DOESN'T MEAN I'VE PLAYED THE GAME BEFORE.
AND I HATE SUPER BATTLE DROI- oops.

- There are three "worlds". Geonosis, an abandoned space ship, and Kashyyk.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:43 pm 
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Kill your allies :awesomeface:
I'm slightly interested in this.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:44 pm 
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You just dropped a massive nostalgia bomb on me.

I got to play an hour or two of this years ago. Now I want to play it again.

KEEP GOING

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:46 pm 
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How can you do an interactive run through of this game when you can't make that many choices.

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Who cares, its Republic Commando, fuck yes


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Well, I care. That's why I asked the question.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:05 pm 
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Merlin wrote:
How can you do an interactive run through of this game when you can't make that many choices.

There are things like killing your allies.

Killing the Wookies.

Blowing yourself up.

Those suffice.


If I have time, I'll upload another part tonight.

Next up: inside the building and stuff because I need to eliminate some guy named Sun Fac.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:06 pm 
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Republic Commando is a freaking great game. It needs a sequel.

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I really want to try it out.

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The campaign is short, and the squad AI could use some better technology, but it's still great.

Seriously, a sequel to this game would probably be GOTY.

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Xabyrn wrote:
Seriously, a sequel to this game would probably be GOTY.

Agreed in every way possible.

Anyway, UPDATE. Now we kill more stuff.

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HEY, 62 MY GOOD FRIEND, WE'RE HERE INSIDE THE ENEMY BASE AND WE'RE GOING TO BREAK THEIR SHIT.

But first...

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DIE YOU EXPLOSION OBSESSED PERSON WHO I HATE.

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Hear those moans?
Well, you can't, it's a sceenshot.
BUT THOSE ARE THE MOANS OF VICTORY, MY AUDIENCE.

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Now to continue up this staircase which can't be a trap at all.

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OH SHIT A TRAP HOW UNEXPECTED.
And my advisor can shut up because I'M CLARK FISTKNIFE AND I DO WHATEVER THE HELL I FEEL LIKE DOING.

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Hey, that's the droid who threw the grenade that killed the other enemy.
Thanks buddy!

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Of course, I was going to still kill you anyway.

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The bad thing about knocking out 62 is that now nobody can do as I say or be my meat shield so I have to do all the work.

But I do that anyway.

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THIS IS WHAT BEING A COMMANDO FEELS LIKE.

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Oh look, it's four-oh, and he's...oh god...that doesn't look right at all.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE KNIFED FOR THIS, 40.

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What the hell?
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE.
YOU ARE THE WORST TEAMMATE EVER.

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FOR REAL THIS TIME.

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But I can't kill him until he slices away the shield that's blocking my progress because it's a GREAT strategy to have a one-way entrance into your base.

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Hehe. I love knife punches.

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LOOK, A STRANGELY LARGE EMPTY ROOM.
THIS TOTALLY COULDN'T BE A TRAP.

Turns out I was right. It wasn't a trap. UP STAIRS WE GO.

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Yes advisor, because I'm completely the type to use stealth.

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I have half a mind to revive those two...

NAH.

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Well, at least they don't see me.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LOOK WHAT THE ROBOT DID.
IT GOT BLOOD ON MY SCREEN.
YES, THAT IS ROBOT BLOOD.

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Those orange things are explosives.
NOW WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE EXPLOSIVES THAT COULD BE USED TO KILL THEIR OWN MEN IN THEIR BASE.

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Wow, those ships look expensive and irreplaceable.
BLOW STUFF UP TIME.

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Alright, so there were robots across a gap that I blew up first, BUT SAME THING.

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Blowing up crap is the satisfactory I get out of placing bombs.
But other people placing bombs for me was better.

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HOLY CRAP IT IS DARK IN HERE IT IS LIKE I AM IN LEFT 4 DEAD EXCEPT DARKER.

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Oh course, my helmet can play in black and white light mode. So I can play Republic Commando as an old movie if I felt like it.

But I don't.

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And of course, there are robots.

But they break into pieces with KNIFE PUNCHES.

BECAUSE KNIFE PUNCHES ARE BADASS.

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Well, this way is blocked and wait.

This is the area where I blew up those droids earlier.

...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

So I go out the other door placed to my right.

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HEY THIS ROOM IS EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER ONE EXCEPT WITH A BRIDGE TO CROSS THE GAP.

HOW CONVENIENT.

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See the blood on my screen?

THAT IS GEONOSIAN BLOOD.

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And I blow boxes up.

BECAUSE BOXES ARE THE ENEMY OF CLARK FISTKNIFE, UNLESS THEY CONTAIN STUFF.

This triggers a chain reaction which blows up the other two ships they had.

:awesomeface:

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Obvious screenshot is obvious.

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Why do so many rooms in this place look the same?

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AND THIS GUY IS JUST ADORABLE.
I'LL NAME HIM PEETA MELLARK.

IF YOU THINK THAT I'M REFERENCING A CERTAIN BOOK BASED ON CHILDREN KILLING EACH OTHER THEN YOU ARE CORRECT.

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Of course, I never really liked him.
Especially after he hit me with his gun.

Because I don't hit people with guns, I shoot them or resort to KNIFE PUNCHES.

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I'm directly above Sun Fac's meeting room right now.
If 62 and 40 were here, I could use grenades to enter and say something badass.

But they're not, SO OUTSIDE WE FIND...

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THEM MAGICALLY COMING BACK FROM THEIR INCAPITATION TO HELP ME AGAIN.

I won't kill them this time, because I could use the extra help.

AND AT THE BOTTOM IS...

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...Oh shit...

It's the murder machine, oh-seven.

EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR FUGGIN' LIVES.

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Fuck you, Scorch is the best one.

I should lock this thread, because you SUCK.

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Xabyrn wrote:
Fuck you, Scorch is the best one.

I should lock this thread, because you SUCK.

Scorch is actually my favorite character too.

He has more personality.

The only thing I don't like is his obsession with explosions.

Sure, I love explosions, but I don't ask if I can blow stuff up all the time.

That, and he occasionally insults the team. Other than that, he's the best character. (Besides Clark FistKnife of course.)

I killed him because some other guy who I can't remember the name of said to kill my squadmates to see what happened.

SO I DID.

[spoiler]That, and once I get to the laser turret I am going to abuse the HELL out of it.[/spoiler]

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If you take down one of your teammates intentionally they'll turn on you, I think. I can't remember if its only one. Its happened to me before when I was messing around.

Also, the part on the Ghost Ship when you fire the cannons is so fucking beautiful. Its one of my favourite parts.


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The Big Cheese wrote:
If you take down one of your teammates intentionally they'll turn on you, I think. I can't remember if its only one.


All of them do.

Once I reach the laser turret in Geonosis, I'll be sure to OBLITERATE THEM for amusement.

But if your squad turns on you, you can't revive them.

SO I'LL JUST SAVE BEFORE DOING IT.

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