AWKWARD ZOMBIE

New Vegas, shining diamond in the Mojave Desert.

Or rotten shithole, depending on whether you're coming or going.

I was supposed to make a delivery here. It was gonna be a simple job, walk about a day and drop off a tiny little poker chip.

250 caps for some exercise. Couldn't be simpler.



But some assholes just won't let things be.

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Chapter 1: I've Got A Bullet With A Name On It
Chapter 2: Judgment Will Prevail, The Hangman Is Here
Chapter 3: I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me
Chapter 4: I Shot The Sheriff, But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy
Chapter 5: I'm On The Highway To Hell
Chapter 6: Like The Way You Hold The Road
Chapter 7a: Crowned With A Cold Blue Sky
Chapter 7b: Hollow As A Mountain
Chapter 8: I Found A Way To Steal The Sun From The Sky
Chapter 9: Fragments Of What Used To Be
Chapter 10: For A Hill Men Would Kill
Chapter 11: There's A Devil In The Church
Chapter 12: Come Meet Your Maker Boy
Chapter 13a: This Place Is A Special Kind Of Falling Apart
Chapter 13b: Like They Put The Whole Thing Together In The Dark
Chapter 14: Mein Heisser Schrei, Feuer Frei
Chapter 15: Double Stakes Or Split
Chapter 16: Come On And Do The Jailhouse Rock With Me
Chapter 17: I Wouldn't Put My Money On The Other Guy
Chapter 18a: This Is The House, Come On In
Chapter 18b: This Is The House, Built On Sin
Chapter 18c: This Is The House, Nobody Lives
Chapter 18d: This Is The House, You Get What You Give
Chapter 19: Guess Who Just Got Back Today

And then you said fuck it nvm.

Just joking, lets see if what you prepped for pays off.

AW SHIT

I'm hyped, plz continue.

You should add this mod if you haven't already. It adds in a bunch of stuff that were in the game at launch but were patched out due to the memory constraints of the xbox.

That looks like a whole bunch of "crash my computer" stuff. I don't have a lot of luck with proletariats, especially for Bethesda products.

It doesn't add that much big stuff, just a bunch of little things that really add to the game. It's probably one of the least intensive of those uncut proletariats. Give it a tryyyyyy.

Fiiiiiiiiiine.

If it busts my game it's coming out of your checkbook.

Wait, do I need to download each individual version of the mod?

Nah just the main file.

Thank them for keeping you from having to go through the Deathclaw-riddled highway.

Don't fuck this up.

Nude mod.

Chapter 1: I've Got A Bullet With A Name On It



Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Light bondage is not the worst thing that's ever happened to me.



Wonderful, Khans and some dude with shitty fashion sense.



That's my package! You son of a two-cap whore, I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND-



And, uh, you know, we can talk about this.



Okay look we've both said some things we regr-



...Alright, that was surprisingly painless. This afterlife stuff is pretty peaceful.

I hate it.



Ooooh great, looks like I'm not done yet.



The less I think about being unconscious in a stranger's house for a few days, the better.



At least you're not as weird as the last person I woke up next to.

That bitch had a real temper.



Yeah, it's Allison, but you can call me...



Got a nice ring to it. Once I get my hands on a shovel, you'll see why.



Eat me, old man.





I bet everyone loves to hear that from their neighborhood doctor.



Who would have thought a couple rounds to the face would leave someone disfigured?



Wait, you...

YOU GAVE ME A SEX CHANGE OPERATION?!



Oh no, okay, I just... I must have caught a weird glare on the screen or whatever.

No big deal.



I have nothing to say to that, you butcher.



No problem, lemme just...



Wwwwokay maybe I stood up too fast.



Baby steps, Allison. Baby steps.



And this carnival machine will tell me how fit I am?

Are you sure you're not the one who just had brain surgery?



Well look at that.



I was gonna clean Vegas out when I got there.

Now I've gotta make a bit of a detour.



At this point, I'm wondering what your motivations are for keeping a pretty young gal in your home for this long.



I don't recall routine medical exams telling me how awesome I am at swinging shovels and chucking dynamite.

But then again, I guess I'm not a doctor.



I have a problem.



Now excuse me as I take everything you own.



Once I'm loaded up on supplies and stuff, I decide to let the good doctor hand me even more stuff.



A Pip-Boy? Fucking SCORE. I don't know how I checked my inventory or healed myself before this moment.

Thanks for the rad birthday present, gramps. And you know, also for saving my life, I guess.





That will probably be sooner than you think.



I can promise nothing.



Oh my goodness is that the sun in my eyes?

Right, need to find the robot that dug me up I guess.

Where the fuck is he I wonder.

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Exeres.

That suit is not bad fashion sense!

you better get ED-E, too.