AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exactly what you think it is.
If you have a way to die, post it here, and I'll add it.
If you're going to post a death, make sure you know:
*Death message
*Phase of Life
*How it happened
*Name of Death (Make it up)


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Male Deaths:



Infancy:


Childhood:
Death: Kidnapping
How to: Argue with the man that pulls up in the car, or hop in with him.
Message [spoiler]Once you are in the car he turns away from the school and heads for the highway. This man is very sick. You are tortured, killed and buried in a landfill. Your body is never recovered. This game is over. [/spoiler]


Adolescence:


Young Adulthood:


Adulthood:


Middle Adulthood:


Old Age:
Death: Pure Ending
How to: Click the last icon during the "old age" phase of life.
Message: [spoiler]After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.

They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...



this will go on forever... [/spoiler]


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Female Deaths:



Infancy:


Childhood:


Adolescence:


Young Adulthood:


Adulthood:


Middle Adulthood:


Old Age:

Aaand you needed a new thread for this why?

What the hell.

it be interesting...if it was filled out.

Maybe should have just posted this in the other thread and made it popular again, but eh, I liked the game so I'm going to play it again to help you out with some deaths.

Eventually, you develop other stress-related disorders and die. Your lack of desire to take care of yourself was selfish. Now your family and friends will have to suffer the loss. This game is over.

Idiotic Death.

Stage: Mid Adulthood.

Click on the first physical event you see. Choose not to go to the doctor. Wait for it to pass, until you die.

EDIT: MOAR

Your reflexes are not good enough to keep up this kind of speed. Your car begins to swerve out of control and skids off the road.

Your car hits a tree and you strike your head against the windshield. You begin to bleed. You are taken to the hospital, but do not recover. This game is over.

Old hood.

Keep driving fast when your reflexes are becoming dull.

Don't necro an old thread that is unnecessary to be necro'd. If you want another thread like this, go ahead and make one.