AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just seeing if there's interest.
It'll be mostly blindish.
If there is interest:

I need names:
Our 4 main characters: 3 guys and 1 gal.
A dog.
Favourite Food.
Favourite Thing.

Gogogo.

guys-
>Charlie
>Bob
>Andrew
girl-
>Tehslut
dog-
>Fido
favorite thing-
>explosions
food-
>charred skeever meat

Dave, Mat, Lucas, Lindsay
Ringo
Omelette
Rock

Interest as all hell.
Also,
Great Handsome Oppressor offered up some good names.

I see what Great Handsome Oppressor did there and I approve.
But I'm gonna wait until tomorrow, so keep 'em coming.

Favorite thing: Awkwardness

Welcome to our midnight screening of "EARTH BOUND - THE WAR AGAINST GIYGAS!"
Please turn your cell phones off and don't make too much noise.








An overly long intro sequence later...


What was that noise? Sounded like an earth quake.


Hey sis. Pff yeah, as if. Say, what's that wet stain in your bed?

Oh yeah it was your birthday recently, right?

A cracked bat? I always knew I was the favorite child.
I'll just be taking that, you don't need it anyway.
>Equip


Hey, ma. Yes, ma.

Mhmmm. Yes, ma.

Yeah, I'd totally jump out of the 2nd floor window.

But my jammies are so comfy!

Well, fine.

Okay, off to adventure!

It's after 10 and I'm outside. So Hardcore.
Let's run around and talk to strangers!


That's... inconvenient.
I have to go a different way then.



And you're doing that by standing around staring in the distance? Alright then, not gonna keep you from doing that.

Down seems to be the only way. It shouldn't be that long the place is on the hill right besides my asshole neighbor's house.

Walking walking walking~

walking walking~

walking some more~

A random present lying around on the floor.

Who would gift someone bread? And then throw it out in the forest? Or did the one it was for throw it away?

How long and intertwined can this daisies road be?

Oh you mean it's different from the other dozens of meteorites crashlanding in my neighborhood each day?

Urghh, what's that guy doing here.

And what about you, pignose?

Uhuh.

Yeah sure, tell yourself that.

Why? He's such a charming nice guy.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh hell no.

I'm not sure what the one thing has to do with the other.
Anyway, Lardy Mc Gingerass isn't going to bugger off so I can't go to the meteor. daisies. I thought I could see something awesome and now that, thanks asshole.
Guess I'll go home.

Not much to talk about.

I guess.

WHAT COULD IT BE?
Find out tomorrow!

I know it's a bit slow still. I hope it will pick up speed once all that introduction is over.

You found a space rock!
The only thing that's more awesome than a rock!

Yaaaawn. What is it now?

Stop pounding at the door. I can hear you just fine.

Oh. It's you again. What is it now?



...





Yeeeeah.


...
Out of pity for your bro.


...
Bye m-

Okay mo-

*snicker*

Thanks m-



Whoops.

Now off to adventure!

Come Ringo, ol' boy.

You guessed right.

Why didn't I expect anything else from you?


Geez, can't a kid go out in the middle of the night to save an even smaller child from unspecified peril without getting stopped every other second?


No. Listen dad, I-








Dad is cool. He's never at home but mom talks a lot about him. I bet he likes pipes and fancy hats and other cool dad stuff.

Now without further distractions to adven- DOG

Awww how cute. HE'S TRYING TO BITE ME AAAAAAA

My head hurts and I have the feeling I know some weird stuff now that I didn't know before.

Snaaaaaaake

Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Going out to adventure was a stupid idea. I want to go home, watch TV and eat omelette.

Whoops, didn't mean to hit submit already.

*pant* *pant* So many animals in the forest.
The police is really gone.


Useless dog.




Space rock space rock space rock! It's all glowy and porous and left a crater!

Oh hey Picky.


Piece of...


Yeah I'll bring you home now. Maybe I'll get a reward from mom. Maybe Omelette!


What is it now?

Uhm, no?


Huh?

!!

That doesn't look safe.

Yes, I can see that.

Oh.

Will we all evolve into bee people in the future? Cause that'd be lame.









Whoah whoah whoah. I'm just some guy who likes space rocks. You got the wrong guy. Pokey here is who you want. Yeah. He's the most bravest guy I know.







Girl you say? COUNT ME IN.



Yes. At least you didn't ask me the opposite question and let me listen to the whole tedious speech again because I keep pressing A.

No shit.

heh thanks.

Oh what do you want?

Yes.


Seriously? I'd have a better chance at saving the world on my own than when you're around.

You didn't do anything. At all. My lousy dog did more than you.
Let's bring you home now. Then that bee can tell me about this girl that's supposed to help me, rawr.

What's it now?

Another bee?


ALIEN

ALIEN THAT KNOWS THE BEE



ALIEN THAT KNOWS THE BEE THAT TALKS JUST AS MUCH AS ALL OTHER CHARACTERS IN THIS GAME WELL NOT THAT MUCH ACTUALLY


You're just a bee what do you think you can do against an alien?

Holy crap that's 20 times as much damage as I do

You kicked his booty!


Can, can you stay with me?


Like Pokey? Please tell me I can smack him around.



(now that's bs, animals don't have evil in their minds)
Ewwww, more snakes?
I've got enough for this night with snakes and aliens.

Here, we're at your home P&P.



Yeah that's putting it lightly.

Domestic violence? In my Japanese anime, I mean video game?

What.

What.

So?


Decide!

Yes, you definitely have it off worst in this whole country. Oh woe is you.


Yes, I can definitely see where Pokey got his good manners from.

Bee, what are you doing?

Oh I wouldn't attack that bee if I was you, he just killed a p2iioniic alien.

What.

The.


Fuck.

Nonono. You can't just cop out like that. You just killed an alien, but a swat by a fat housewife mortally wounds you?

*sigh* Is this going to be another oscar speech?






Yes. Are you done now?


Oscar clip starts here




Are you, now?

Just die already, please.


Oscar clip done

Fare thee well, old friend Buzz the bee.Wait didn't you say you are not a bee?

So, I just take this thing and go to some places and say "Home base" and that somehow saves the world?
I just hope that chick is worth going through all the trouble.



Can we have a new page? 4 updates on one page is stretching that a lot.

I guess I can make a filler post.

Or you could talk about the LP. I know people are reading this.

The long conversations are a bit of a problem, but can't be helped in a RPG.

Stop trying to beat my record of "most screencaps in 1 post".

Tune in tomorrow where I will play the whole rest of the game in one post.