IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER SWIFTLY ABANDONED AZ LP EVERYONE
I have every expansion/stuff pack except for Master Suite Stuff and Diesel Stuff.
Also Katy Perry's Sweet Treats but that is the worst expansion to ever exist for any game ever.
I'm going to make 4 people because I suck at this game and can barely manage 2. Awesome!
Those people are you fine and lovely patrons of the Awkward Zombie Dot Com Slash Forums
If you want to die as fast as possible though my negligent hands, what you'll need to sign up is:
- A Photo so I can create your lovely visage using the sliders (I suck at this you will look nothing like your sim)
- A quick description of yourself so i can give you your traits (a list of which can be found here)
- What would be your life's ambition if you were a sim?
- Favorite color, favorite food, and favorite music genre (if you don't pick a favorite music genre don't worry it really doesn't matter at all)
- Any specifications on clothing you want to wear.
That's all! I'll select you randomly.
I'm basically going to let the sims do their own thing, with the occasional push from me to make them not boring.
I've got a couple proletariats going in here as well, Story Progression, which lets me see the major events in every other sim's life, and Mastercontroller which lets me do a shitload of stuff, including adding people to families.
Which brings me to my next point, if you provide me with a sim download, or I feel inclined to make more sims, I'll plop a few sims into a house and let story progression do its thing. Even if you're not part of the main family you can still be part of the fun.
Let's take a look at the house you'll be sharing.

We're playing in the default town because I am boring

El Casa De Zombie may be modest, but it's also really small and ugly. Everything in it is cheap as hell, too. If you want better furniture, you've gotta earn it, dammit.
Luckily there's room for expansion, this lot is relatively big.

The downstairs, complete with kitchen, really old and crappy TV and the only bathroom in the house.

The upstairs has four nearly identical bedrooms. Each is hideous. Whoever gets picked to be shoved into this monstrosity of a house gets to pick their bedroom. The sims themselves don't care, but you'll have control over what it looks like, to a degree.
The bedrooms are:

The pinstripe bedroom.

The hippie sixties flower bedroom.

The yellow spaceship bedroom.

The salmon butterflies bedroom.
Spaceships and butterflies are larger than the other two. (they're 4x5 instead of 4x4 I think)
Get to posting and stuff I guess. I'll leave signups going until they seem reasonably dead or I get a bunch.