AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I DID IT

I BEAT THE CHEST WITH SAMSON

A GREAT WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY SHOULDERS

Rebirth is pretty fun so far. Got to Mom's heart on my third run and then promptly got rekt.

I unlocked Lazarus, Azazel and Eden already. Beat Mom's heart with RebornLazarus and chickened out on going to Sheol. It feels definitely harder than regular Isaac.
Those daisies Floor master severed mom's hands things are probably my new least favorite enemy.

I really wanna watch videos of Rebirth, but I also wanna wait since I don't have the game yet and no spoilers 4me, but I also have a picture to draw involving all the enemies. I have so many conflicts of interest.

After beating Mom there was another room that led to a few items to choose from. when you pick one it leads to you having to fight all of the bosses (excluding main bosses like mom, mom's heart, etc) in a row. It was actually easy though, I was pretty op (polyphemus + lil brimstone). Also on that same run, I got a Joker card on Womb 2 so I went to the cathedral and fought Isaac. I swear they tried really hard to make him harder but his tears are really easy to dodge now. I got hit like twice the whole battle. I'm still laughing at the fact that I beat Isaac before beating Mom's heart once, haha.

Figured I should spoiler the whole thing, but it's nothing major.

As of now, only .1% of players have the achievement for beating Isaac. I feel successful. I am the .1%.

Yeah, that room only appears when you get to Mom in a certain time apparently, or have the broken watch item. I actually watched Northernlion play it on his stream just as it came out. Bricks were shat when that happened.

Edit: I've gotten to that room now too. With Eve of all people. Took me about as long as the way to it. 18 minutes something to defeat mom, and it was at 32 when I got through the gauntlet. I had some pretty sweet items though that helped with the whole thing, like charm of the Vampire. I got triple shot in the room and skinny odd mushroom as the reward. Unlocked Eve's mascara. Almost died to Mom's heart afterwards.

Edit2: And with Samson too now.

Azazel is really op, especially if you get ludovich tears. Practically gamebreaking.

I've unlocked all the characters (unless there are some secret ones), but I've only beaten it with Issac and Azazel so far. Got really close with Eden, but died to Mom's Heart. Made me mad.

I really like the effect of soymilk but I never managed to get items to make it better.

Has anyone else made it to the last boss yet?

I don't even have the polaroid yet. But I beat the Boss gauntlet with 4 characters now. Soon and I won't have to try and speedrun anymore.

So I just beat Satan and... I ended up in a place called the dark room? I wasn't prepared for this. I didn't pay much attention to my life during the Satan fight cause I thought it's over after that, I'm just fighting Satan because I hadn't before with Maggie. I died in the first room.

Edit: This time I was ready. 6 hearts, Vampire charm, Taurus, Wafer, something that made every heart heal double but I don't know which of my items did that, Polyphemus, Gemini, Isaac's tears which I swapped with Book of Shadows on the last floor, a sun card and other goodies. It was almost a walk in the park until the last floor.

I'm so mad. I just beat mom's heart again, and I only had one heart left at the end of the fight. I found out the hard way that her tears stay on the screen even after she dies, so I got hit and died.

First person to beat every last boss and boss rush is with blue baby