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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:50 pm 
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Wasn't it mentioned that that was, in fact, a staple of the game?

Ezio will be finding leftover bits of Altairs memories all over Masyaf, via some kind of glowy gate things.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:58 am 
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revelations will be the player playing desmond playing ezio playing altair

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:27 am 
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Assassinception: The game.


Yeah I missed out on Vidic's emails in 1. I did never find the password to his computer for some reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:10 am 
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Wasn't it mentioned that that was, in fact, a staple of the game?

Ezio will be finding leftover bits of Altairs memories all over Masyaf, via some kind of glowy gate things.

I don't know where it would have been mentioned, all I know is I AM RIGHT.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:00 pm 
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>Doing Courtesan Assignments
>Mission is to chase a rogue courtesan for a while until she runs to her informant, all while avoiding guards, then kill the informant
>First two parts go smoothly, get to the informant
>Goes to kill him with Hidden Blade
>Doesn't realize Ezio is set to unarmed combat
>Beats the living snot out of him before I realize what exactly happened
>Still gets 100% Synch

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:22 am 
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Going to get AssBro at some point in the next week.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:36 pm 
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Oh man guys. A few days ago I finnaly beat all the missions in brotherhood.
I feel so good about myself, the theif races are a bitch and a half and a quarter and a whole and a fucking son of a fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck4hoursoftryingfor100sync. Now I just have to find all the glyphs, flags, and do the guild challenges.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:39 pm 
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I just started the Courtesan Assignments yesterday.

Also got the Armor and Dagger of Brutus.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:54 pm 
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I bought Altair's costume. I'm pretty sure it's got the max/unbreakable armor status as Brutus'.
I love the dagger of Brutus though. I had, I kid you not, at least 20 gaurds on me. I was running around the city trying to evade them but I got sick of it. I killed 2 and the lot of'em ran.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:55 pm 
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That reminds me, I keep seeing that I can get different weapons in Ezio's hideout.

Where?

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:01 pm 
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You have to renovate shops. In town they are buildings that are boarded up, buy them and they'll be fixed. Some are cltohing shops, weapon shops, so on and so forth. Actualy there's one right next to Ezio's hideout. Just go look around for a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:52 pm 
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Holy fucking fuck.

I'm recruiting Assassins now.

This is the best thing ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:13 pm 
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I have several Assassinos now.

I HAVE A FUCKING ARMY.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:19 pm 
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I bet you'll enjoy using them to complete missions right?
Oh wait you want 100% sync? Oh okay you have to kill them yourself with the hidden blades and not use your lil' assassinos.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:22 pm 
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I've been using them for situations where I have to go unnoticed but there are buttfucking guards in the way. Also, just for kicks.

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