AWKWARD ZOMBIE

the mortar bit just got a thousand times better once i realised Private Jammy is voiced by Jason Manford

EDIT: aaaaaaaaand then i just got to the scene right afterwards
D:

This game.... it is the best game...[/spoiler]

lol....

I beat this game yesterday.

Ending really disappointed me but eh, I think that was just a personal thing for me, not something that will happen to everyone.

Also I worked my booty off trying to pay back my [spoiler]treasury debt,[/spoiler] but by the time the [spoiler]final battle[/spoiler] rolled around (I thought it'd give me another day or two to act as queen, but apparently [spoiler]it skips right from having over a hundred days to the day of the battle? oh well)[/spoiler] I ended up with still a [spoiler]1, 000, 000 debt[/spoiler] at least.

And then the game was just like "Naw, bro, it's coo'."

I was rustled. Why did I even bother paying it back at all? Does it even make a noticeable difference?

I lol'd at the fact that, I'm assuming, it took at least a day or two to erect [spoiler]Walter's momument and arrange his funeral[/spoiler] but then when you walk around town THERE'S STILL [spoiler]BODIES EVERYWHERE.[/spoiler]

Apparently Albion has the same sanitation problems as Cyrodill.

a fun game while playing this is name all the characters voiced by awesome people

Reaver is Stephen Fry, Ben Finn is Simon Pegg, Jasper is of course John Cleese, Theresa is Zoe Wannamaker, and Reavers butler person was Jonathan Ross and so on

ok, i take it back, this game ranks up there simply cause of the 3 wizards playing the DnD game

i lold so much during that skit, they really have improved on the humor and that i heartily approve of

thats been my favourite mission so far
im up to this darkness incarnate thing, wonder what it is

got my first golden key, which door too open fffffffffffffffffffff

wow that darkness incarnate thing
holy shit

also i became king, its harsd keeping everyone pop flyin' so i have to side with Reaver sometimes so the treasury doesnt deplete completely

and finally why has Jasper stopped talking
WHY HAS JASPER STOPPED TALKING
EDIT:
[spoiler]oh man.... i thought Lionhead would be above a Portal reference, guess i was wrong, in Ferrets hideout after you become king, theres a room with a hobbe worshipping a box with hearts on all of its sides[/spoiler]

So, is this Darkness incarnate thing Jack of Blades?

As far as I know, no, but I accidentally skipped one cutscene so I might be wrong.

No its not, its just an evil cthulu being

its not
but they should have made it that
itd turn Fable 2 and 3 into a massive Xanatos Gambit by Theresa to stop Jack coming back by manipulating Heroes

by the way does anyone[spoiler]have any gold they can donate? finding it hard to be good and keep that treasury full, so if youve already completed the game or something could you join my game in coop and donate to the treasury?[/spoiler]
no wait never mind
it skips from 151 days left to 0
what the fuck Molynuex

I'm sorry to say but [spoiler]just idle, bodaciously. I had my rent coming in at 110k and sat down and finished my book, by the time I did I had 5 mill and got the keep from the sanc and donated it all to the treasury. It really is stupid[/spoiler]