AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Centrifuge room. It is set to zero G. No wonder it's busted, look at all the junk in here.



To my immediate right there is a... a bulbous mass of moving flesh and arteries. LOVELY



Scanning the area I spot some thingamajigs disconnected from the whatchamacallit. Engineer talk.



I hear some snarling and turn around and move just in time as a zero G jumping creeper comes barreling past me.



CRACK It's a home run, folks!



Alas, team creeper has replacements to fill any position I open.



I shot this guys arm and head off and assumed him dead. He continues to crawl towards me with one arm. What a champ!



While I could have just jumped down to floor level, I 'use' the lift anyways. I'm a sap.



Dumbassery aside, I continue to the repairs I should be making.



I grab a part of it and slam it against the main machine.



Whoops. OK, that's not how you fix this. *scribbles down not to jam a high speed spinning piece into an unmoving piece*



Slowing it down with stasis and then going to jam it into the main machine.



A new guy wants to help, I tell him to buzz off.



Right-o then. One generator re-attached. This repairing isn't all that hard.



A quick dash to the next generator. Repair man Isaac reporting!



And the daddy part goes into the mommy part. All those years of schoolin' paying off.



Now to just get up to the controls and restart the thing.



Not before I have to deal with the local riff raff. I miss horribly on the first shot.



Not so much missing going on with the second shot. Wish I was taking these photo's in 3-D, this would have looked much more awesome.



Weeee~! Er... I mean... screw it, weeeeeeeeee



This diagram is showing what I just fixed is actually a hand crusher and not a centrifuge, diabolical!



Activating the centrifuge comes with a nasty side effect of no air and dangerous hand crushing. Danger. It comes with the job.



The floor opens up and sucks all the garbage out. I would stick around and enjoy the view more, but I now have a time limit to my life and I'd rather not become part of the scenery I'm admiring.



Zero G is no longer available, so now I have to use the tram to go down. Like a commoner.



There is a giant hammer like device going around in a clockwise manner. Just taking a wild guess here but I'm thinking I wouldn't survive a hit from that thing.



I'm going to go lef---



---right, I am going right, as it is the right way to go, after all!



Checkpoint one reached, no one here but me and...



I didn't invite you to my checkpoint one party. get! Get outta here!



It was a bogus party anyway. To checkpoint two!



Just some air. Juicy, beautiful air. nom nom nom air.



*huff huff huff* You'd think running around in this suit would be easy. it is not

Oh hey! Me and that other guy are having a race!



Speedy bastard wins.



I unleash the power of the Ripper! It fires a blade that gets locked a certain length away from me and floats there, spinning with deadliness! That's what the manual says. It works well.



*huff huff* OK, I think this is the last sprint I need to do for now...



I make a quick stop to fill my pocket more. Who cares if my air supply is lowering while my funds are rising?



Sweet oxygen. Back to normal conditions.

The centrifuge is repaired and the ship is fueled. I am thinking this is a mission well done, deserving of a break, that's for sure.

That should have been the worst of it, smooth sailing from now on---



OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THIS THING GRABBING MEEEE



Cannot... remove... foot... from... grip...



AW HELL NO



OOF Right on my daisies back!



BZZZZZZZZZZ SHIIIT. DO NOT USE SAW BLADES ON MY OWN FOOT, GOT IT



whooooooooaaa



The plasma cutter should work a tad better



Not if I miss! Get your act together Isaac! FFS



My constant need to reload even when the clip is not empty is going to be the death of me. LIKE RIGHT NOW



AAAARRRRGHHHHffffrakkinshit



Try hitting something moron! Come on!



YOUR DOING IT WRONG



My leg will be torn off before this FRAKKIN' thing drags me to wherever it's trying to drag me!



Aiming.... aiming... last shot.... aaaaaaaaand--



BAM MOTHA'FU***



Did... did that get it...?!



Hell yea that got it!



That was not a pleasant experience. Could've done without it.



That hole... I knew it! You are on my 'enemies list' now.



Time to get the hell out of this area.



But.. being the explorer I am I ignore blue beam of guidance and venture towards the area I ignored first time through.



To good effect. Power node aqcuired and I meet with the blob of flesh again.



Back to familiar locales and meet new friends.



He gets to meet my new buddy, Ripsaw the Ripper greets necrocreep the only way it knows how.

...by throwing blades at him.



A empty node is filled at the nearby bench. Got to get more blood so I can bleed it.



Back to the control room via lift.



oh hey, Kendra is back! How have you been? Surviving? That's good.



Barricaded yourself in a computer room, huh? That's good, as long as I don't have to rescue you or anything.



Yes, we know about the Marker, if you didn't get yourself lost you would've been up to date.



You can open doors from where you are? Kendra, babe, glad to have you back!



A new passage appears and my journey continues. My name is Isaac and I love people who can open doors for me.

thats how the Leviathan hugs you

to death

AAAAAaaaaand you've passed where I pussed out... I couldn't work up the courage to face Mr. Tentacles after readinng a walkthrough You're a more courageous man than I. Atleast in video games.

I find some ancient hieroglyphics written long ago by a civilization that walked on their heads and giant skulls with nubby arms and legs.



The air in the room becomes victim to the vacuum of space. My boots activate their magnetics and a space walk begins.



An unlucky civvy. I figure I need to get to the other side of this here broken hallway, simple!



I'll see if I can find a way down there, Isaac, awaaaaay!



Guh, I don't know why I love space scenery so much. Maybe I'll be a space photographer after this is done.



There is the area I need to get to. Why must it be so close yet so far?!



Would be much easier if all this junk wasn't in the daisies way. If only I had some more thermite... like, a 100 tonnes of the stuff so I could just blow up this stupid ship.



Not getting much help from the civvy. But he may be on to something by getting a different view of the problem.



Space jumped up to the ceiling to see if I can find a route.



Still as junk filled. And now everything is upside down. I'm getting a little dizzy.



Air supply is dwindling and I'm no closer to finding a route. So I retreat back to the ship to prepare for round 2 with this hallway of obscuration.



I take some big breaths to fill the air pockets in my cheeks. ...what? It's the squirrel bio upgrade. how do you think I've went this long without having to eat or drink, I have supplies stored in my cheeks.

And the suit takes care of my 'waste'.



The second time I ingeniously tilt my head to the left and spot a way around the junk. Isaac:1 Puzzles:23



Can't I space walk in peace? No, I guess not. That would be nice though, if I could.



I hit him and he pretty much went flying off into space. To one day become splattered on a space windshield on the galactic highway.



Super Isaac flies to ground level *fwwsshhhhhhh*



Curse the silence of space! Keep getting snuck up on and cut because of it.



A captain and a passenger walk onto the observation deck and the passenger says 'wow! All this space! Must have been expensive!' to which the captain replies, 'not really, it's zero g'.

I'm here until I die, folks.



My space walk is coming to an end. We had some laughs and some scares. Ok, mostly scares and not many laughs.



ERK! Aaghhwaa... UGH. Ok, just to let it be known, this room is F'ING LOUD. Metal screeching and shit banging, it's an assault on the ears and my head is about to explode.

My most dangerous mission yet. Get through this daisies room.



It's not all terrible, I guess. Maybe this guy was a medic and was walking through when the room surprised him and released all it's stored up decibels and blew his organs up.

Thank you for taking the bait, guy.



*sigh* The noise is dieing down. But what's this? More wall flesh?



Yuck. It is. Holy shi-- What is this? WHAT ARE YOU



It's... a wall person... I don't think he should be part of the wall, or even alive.



It's really sensitive to light. What should I do to these guys? They're clearly in pain. Voting time!

Ripsaw: Rip 'em
F.T.: Burn 'em
Plasma: Punch 'em

Votes are in.



So much bloooooooood.



I think I took a little too much off the top.



*squish squish squish* I have made an important discovery. You cannot run on this fleshy ground, how annoying.



Danvers continues to fail in life by letting the flesh spread.



I'll just take the elevato-- er... guess not.



This stuff is getting obnoxious. Time to do some quarantine of my own.



No effect! This stuff is tougher than nails. And not even nails work against it.



Audio log of Temples. He decides to take a gal named Elizabeth and make his way towards the bridge.



Thankfully there are lifts that aren't overtaken by the flesh.



A few pricklers come prickling out of a doorway only to meet Ripsaw. They were not prepared.



Another casualty of the damned. When will this end? WHEEEEEEEEEN?!



Holy shit daisies! He's alive!



Barely. Maybe if I throw some medkits at his head in time...



Too slow. He's dead Ripsaw.

Ripsaw: You're right Isaac. But you know I'm not the right man for the job.



Cremate him good F.T., he deserves that much.



Another wall person.

F.T.: You know what to do.



You are right, can't leave any behind. Death is better than being part of the wall. I would guess, maybe it's not that bad.



Sleep well, wall-man.



What the crap is this?! I stomped open a item crate and it exploded in blood. Are the item crates alive? Sentient? Am I a murderer?



The last wall-man in this area. If I remember the votes right...



Plasma wanted you punched. Odd, he usually wants to cut things.



I give in to the power of the doors and use a power node to open it.



A rainbow of inventory cramping items waits beyond.



Of them I find food for Ripsaw I can purchase from the store.



Back out in the main area there is a malfunctioning door. Watch out bro!



I told you to watch it! Unsafe door claims stupid victims.



Thankfully I am Isaac and I have a PHD in common sense.



I wonder if was usually creepy like this when the ship wasn't under attack by space zombie aliens.



A ground-necro and some pricklers are infesting the walkway ahead. Some fireballs their way should fix this.



Finally at the Engine Control room. I sure hope this suit has an air conditioning function I haven't found yet.

Soooo...

I have 3 of 4 weapon slots filled. I'm going to leave it up to YOU to choose my last weapon of little to no destruction.

Obviously I have the default Plasma Cutter, Flamethrower and the Ripper.

The choices for the last weapon are.... (I had to look them up since first time through)

A: Line Gun - Shoots a wider laser beam than the plasma cutter, doesn't sound to interesting to me.
B: Pulse Rifle - The choice weapon for the security that died oh so easily to the aliens.
C: Force Gun - Seems to be the shotgun type weapon of the bunch.
D: Contact Beam - Supposedly the most powerful weapon, with the weakness of a charge time to shoot that can be interrupted and scarce or expensive ammo.

The line gun is actually pretty overkill, my vote goes to the Line gun.

Contact Beam = two shot boss fights.

Takes the whole game to find enough of those 2 shots for the bosses. :3

I haven't read this update in a while. Such a good read, man. Major props.

I vote for the Force Gun, because shotguns are awesome.

Or you can sell ammo you don't need and buy the ammo you want. Also it really isn't that rare - the more you use a gun the more ammo will drop, except near the end where it gets completely random and you have to sell a lot of excess ammo types.

Although the line gun? Epic secondary fire. Totally worth it.

This LP is awesome. And morbid. But still awesome. I vote for the force gun, just because I like using shotguns.
Also...

Is Issac starting to become CHARLIE MANHUGE?

force gun, in memory of isaac

So far I tally:

1 - Contact Beam
1 - Line Gun
3 - Force Gun

I'll keep the poll open a little longer, I'm still on chapter 3 so I think I still have some ways to go.

You just keep bumping this game higher and higher on my to-play list.

And it should be played. Good game.

Should be cheap enough by now to get without digging deep, plus, a sequel is coming.