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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:03 pm 
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I just went to a naturealist club. I'M SO DIRTY. Dx

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Your concern is justified. The doctor tells you that you have developed an ulcer.


Crap. :shock:

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Good. Eventually you recover.


Nevermind. :)


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...EXCEPT SOME LITTLE BEYOTCH KICKED ME OUT OF MY JOB AND NOW I HAVE A JOB IN THE CREATIVE FIELD. WHUT.


Does that mean you're hobo!Phoenix?

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I'm on a different, new game now.

Amm I the only one here who bases these games off of my characters? My last one was based off of Levatia, and now, I'm using Sievian...


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I kinda just played mary sue first time around. and half the other times.

boring, but easy way.


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AHAHAHAHAAAA

I became a member of a rock group and everyone found me attractive.

However, the thing I'm laughing at is the "long silky locks" description.
JUST LIKE HIM.
BWAHHAHA.


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My alter ego was motivated, trust worthy hard working and focused.
He died lonely because he was able to fuck up every relationship he's been in somehow.. Even though he was faithfull to every girl he dated.


Depressing.




I'm going to start another alter ego thats more interesting.


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Relationship status: You're married to Josh.
Please don't tell me you met him as a teenager in school. That's the guy that date rapes you. (At least he date raped my ego.)

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Old lady goes shopping: old lady dies.

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Old lady goes shopping: old lady dies.

WHAT


That happened to me in my first game.


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Oh God! This game is so addicting! I started around midnight and stayed up until 5 a.m. playing it!

I've had a very good yet kinda boring life. I couldn't find anyone to date until I met Cathy.
I was so lucky with her because I kept finding depressed, untrustworthy, psycho, and ugly women to date. Half of them weren't interested in me even though I was good looking and good at talking.
Then Cathy appears and she has very high on everything except happiness and calmness.
She moves in with me and marries me almost immediately.
We tried to have children but failed and ended up adopting some girl.

Yeah! Bragging about your fictional wife makes you cool!


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I just went through my second playthrough, and this time, I chose to be a boy.

I fapped.

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I don't know why, but I haven't played in a while.

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There isn't enough time. The boy dies.


I'm a murderer! D=>

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Lol, I'm apparently making a whore...

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You are too young to understand the definition of a bully -- but that's what you are becoming. Perhaps if your dad paid more attention to you, your behavior wouldn't be so inappropriate.


That's right game, just blame dear old dad... The fact that I'm becoming a bully because I want to has nothing to do with it... :twisted:

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I finished with the boring ending of dying of old age... Restarted as a bad-booty
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CRASH! The metal toy comes down right on your head. CRASH! Again! CRASH! Again! You are beginning to feel dizzy. You cry out. CRASH! CRASH! He finally stops but your head and face are covered with blood.

His mother takes him away before either one of your parents can tell what happened. He was a problem child with very aggressive tendencies. He has done this to other children, too. You were treated unfairly.

I'm gonna murder him someday

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