AWKWARD ZOMBIE

good riddance too

NCR forever

The only cool parts about the NCR are the 1st Recon and the Rangers though.
Too boring and bureaucratic for my tastes. Legion has a lot more personality!

I was unaware that mass murder, slavery, and rape were such appealing aspects.

Also, that they constituted a reasonable personality.

Your character is a mass murderer?

My character is a mass-self-defenser.

Only one person has died unprovoked, and that's up for debate.

And good job smoothly gliding past the slavery and rape remarks.

Hell, do we even see a legionary committing rape?

Are you suggesting that rape doesn't happen unless you see it? It's a fucking video game,it's not going to show you a rape in progress.

The Legion keeps slaves. The men perform labor or fight, and the women are raped. It happens. I can think of at least one situation where a Legionary indirectly confirms it.

At this point I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but it sounds like you seriously support Caesar's Legion. I would suggest quitting while you're ahead and keeping it to yourself. I know my faction choices aren't going to please everyone, but arguments aren't going to make me change my course. I know where my character is going and that course isn't going to alter unless I see fit.

I'm not trying to get you to change your course, I'm just lamentin'.

They don't even pronounce the letter C right

no but it's flat-out stated many times by basically everyone that they do, quite often

caeser is basically hitler, but without the racism aspect. there is a very, very big reason as to why the legion is hated by all. if they get control of new vegas they basically kill a fuckton of people and scare out anyone they don't kill, then leave it to rot.

if caeser is dead, then they don't even scare anyone out, they just go on a fucking murder spree.

they're nothing more than rapists, murderers, and psychopaths. that's not "more interesting", that's "fucking awful"

I dunno, the Romans seemed like they knew what they were doing up until they got beaten by a gang of barbarians that was far worse than them.

that's because the romans weren't the fucking legion
the legion is actually only really like the roman empire in the way they dress. rome was okay with homosexuality. the legion is not. rome wasn't (comparatively) horrible to women. the legion is.

Everything else is distinctly Roman though, including the war atrocities.

Not to say I like them, because I took great pleasure in punching Caesar and his Legate to death, but the Legion is Rome personified.

Well, yeah, Legion is evil, I just like their outfits and Roman motif.
The one time I did play a Legion character was completely insane though.
I was a Good character who always did her best to lend others a hand. And then I had my character join the Legion. I figured that I could limit the amount of bad shit that the Legion did. I also took advantage of the pre-Vegas immunity to screw over the Legion as much as I possibly could. I even made it to where as many factions joined the NCR so I could have a big final battle where the Legion was heavily outnumbered. It was the best.
Plus she looked hot in that skirt, I mean, DA-A-AMN, gurl!

Well, looking forward to the next update!

Chapter 7a: Crowned With A Cold Blue Sky



Welcome to Novac. Is that Victor?



Victor, it is you.

Your resolution isn't looking so good.

Looks like someone turned the graphical settings down.



Guess I'll ask around for information.



You there, old woman.



Not so sure about your choice in adjectives.



I'm looking for a douchebag in a checkered suit.

I know there's only one of those wandering around the desert.



I'll bet he didn't steal your shit, shoot you in the head, and bury you.



There's... there's a sniper in the dinosaur's mouth.

That's a sentence I never believed I'd say out loud.



I guess...

I guess I'm going to climb the dinosaur.



Manny, my man.



So I hear.



Manny and Boone, together they fight...

Actually, what exactly is it you two do?



Yeah, I hear those guys have been causing some trouble.

Also, they burnt a town to the ground a bit south of here.

I'm looking for a guy in a checkered suit.



He's got something of mine.



I don't plan on asking politely.



Of course you do. You really can't deal with it yourself?



Wonderful. What do you need me to do?



That's it? Just clear a bunch of ghouls out of a building.



Easy enough.



Go west, young woman.



Looks like fun.



No ghouls yet.



Instead, there's a rest stop here with a shitload of supplies.



Including a bed. I think I'll have a nap.

Keep an eye out, Jango.



8 hours later...





Good morning. No creeps on my ass about colorful bottle caps this time.



Some good old zombie killing will give me a good warm-up.



CAN YOU DIG IT.



I hope you all go down this easy.



This'll be a simple job.



Whoa, what?



Who the hell are you?



"Smoothskin?" I guess all the ghouls aren't feral.



Aw shit, super mutants. This isn't going to be as easy as I thought.



Luckily all I'm seeing so far is more ghouls.



And there's some stuff here to steal.

I mean recover.



I feel kind of sorry for these things.



Jango offers mercy in the form of cleansing fire.



That's the staircase.



There's a lot of super mutant corpses all over the place, and they're all carrying rebar clubs.

I think I look good carrying one.



Why the fuck are you so hostile?



You- Wait, you're not even a ghoul!



Prank? I...

Fuck it, I quit.



You must be Jason.



Far Beyond?



I...

Maybe? Does it involve you leaving this facility?



Close enough.



Demons?

I think I know where this is going.



Super mutants with stealth boys.

Fucking awesome.



I'm surprised you managed to kill any. You ghouls are awful fragile.



Let me guess, you need me to clear the mutants out of the building?



Wait, I wasn't volunteering, asshole!



Fuck.

FINE.



Not the worst ominous basement I've ever walked into.



Haven't seen any super mutants so far, but that's not surprising since they are INVISIBLE.



Oh good, a mutant who would rather talk.



Maybe I spoke too soon.



Are you talking to yourself?



Who the fuck is Antler?



Okay, that answers all the questions I could ever have.

Please don't flatten me.



I am so okay with that. Listen, I'm here on behalf of the ghouls upstairs.



Yeah, I don't know how I get roped into this shit.

The ghouls need to come down here for their... Great Journey or whatever.



But not you, right?



And what do you... what does Antler want?



A nightkin obsessed with stealth boys. How novel.



Why can't you search it?





Good to see your brahmin skull sees some use in me. If I clear the ghoul out, you'll get out of here?



Fantastic.



If he tries to shoot me, he's not going to appreciate my counter-offer.



But maybe diplomacy is the way to go.



Allison's Floral Arrangements, am I at the right address?



I'm your guardian angel, come to set you free.

Jason sent me.



To be fair, he looks like a stiff breeze would knock him over.



I'm actually here to get you out, maybe you didn't hear?



...Are you seriously about to ask me for a favor?







FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.



I need to kill something.



YEAH, YOU'LL FUCKING DO.



I'll beat your ass so fast the camera can't even catch it.



This turned out about as well as I expected.



Yeah, and she didn't look too good.

Besides the whole ghoul thing.



I wouldn't really know the difference between damaged and clean ghoul skin, dude.



Now to find these stealth boys.



...There aren't any.

Boy, nobody's getting good news today.



So, uh... The stealth boys are gone.



WHOA, HEY, SHIT, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.



ANTLER, TALK HIM DOWN.



Well shit, I guess Jason won't care how the "demons" got taken care of.



Clear as a nightkin with a working stealth boy.



Awesome, so you'll be leaving on your Great Beyond or whatever?



Wait, what? There's more work?



Fuck me.