A water type? Oh c'mon, this is going to be just
too easy.
That, folks, is what we call "overkill".
Buh-wha- OH COME ON! Now that, THAT, is completely unfair!
Seriously, Machineria has been sent through hell and back so far in this battle!
Okay, I would laugh,
I would laugh, if Epilepsie actually managed to get this shot off and kill her!
OH GOD DAMNIT! Nothing ever seems to go my way in this battle!
And yet I still keep resorting to Machineria.
Well it's not like I have feelings for the guy. He's a flipping washing machine!
Huh, Epilepsie did actually survive the hit. So if she didn't use the Full Restore, he really would've killed off one of the final Pokemon!
Not his lucky day.
Owch!
Seriously not his lucky day! But at least he got one hit in, Machineria's actually going to need it.
"Overkill" take 2!
WHY, GOD?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Okay, I missed the screenshot. Basically, she didn't have any Full Restores left.
Yeah.
4 vs 2 now, although I think we've already established that the number of Pokemon I have remaining doesn't matter.
IT'S A TOGEKISS!
And now you know who she bred with for the Togepi egg.
EWWWWW!
Togekiss is one of those glass cannon Pokemon. It strikes hard (and I mean really hard; it's as powerful as Alakazam!), and is notably fast, but goes down easy.
Trick Room completely screws up its incentive.
So long Psychick, you were about as productive as Epilepsie in this match.
Er, what? That was NOT meant to happen!
And THAT was definitely not meant to happen! How the hell does Togekiss know a
fighting move?!
I've just got Blissey and PsyGuy left now. Man, this battle just keeps going round in circles!
Thank youuuu Trick Room!
No, I am not stupid enough to see if Dream Eater can take down the Togekiss by itself!
See, that's how you NOT MISS!
How does Thunder do super-effective damage against a bird that's
sleeping anyway?
Oh well. I shouldn't question the hand that feeds the death to my enemies.
That's the way I say the phrase should be, and I'm sticking with it!
Look, if you're only going to bring along three items, it's your own daisies fault when you get nearly dead!
Man, I would've hated to see what it'd have been like if she carried around loads of Revives with her!
Oh yeah, LAST POKEMON!
Oh.
Oh this is just too AWESOME!
Y'see, Toxic? Toxic is good when your Pokemon is a tank. Toxic is good when the opponent doesn't switch out. Toxic is
not good when you have a track record of being able to squash the opponent in one turn had you made a proper attack instead of a ridiculously slow one!
Because then things like this happen!
Oh yeah, in this game? Roses are poisonous, for some reason. Also, they're really weak.
Wait,
what?! I... I know I said they were weak, but I didn't think they'd
die in one hit! Gallade is 12 levels under, for cripes sake!
That is the very definition of anit-climactic!
Yes folks, the last Pokemon of the last battle of the entire league... and he levels up from it. This is really, honestly, truly, very very very redundant in a notably rather redundant way.
Actually, I think I was the only challenger. I didn't see anyone come or go here.
although I did see plenty of people that liked to just... sit outside, for some reason.
Well, no. Your... your Pokemon are still about 12 to 16 levels higher than mine. You're still by far the more powerful trainer, I just managed to win by using loads of items.
Err... I mean YES! I AM EVER POWERFUL! DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO RE-CLAIM YOUR TITLE OR YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED HORRIBLY!
Oh wow, thats'a lotta cheddar!
Maybe if I beat the league ten more times, I can get enough cheddar to pay off all those items I used trying to beat it!
I agree. Any battle that involves me winning is always a brilliant one!
FUCKING BIDOOFS!
Admit it, no you're not! Nobody likes to see that they're now the
second best trainer!
"Come with me"? This is the part where I finally get to have hot sex, right?
Right?
There was a point to beating the league, right?
I like the way she says 'come with me', then proceeds to wait behind.
Lemee guess. The Hall Of Fame was created shortly
after you became champion, so I'll be the only one to actually get to show up in it?
AAAH GODS NO! NOT ROWAN! NO WONDER THERE WEREN'T ANY OTHER CHALLENGERS, THEY ALL KNEW HE'D BE SHOWING UP AT SOME POINT!
No, no folks, I'm sure that's totally not a euphemism!
And I'm sure it has nothing to do with that hot sex I was promised!
This is not going anywhere good, but it's certainly going there fast!
...well, I guess it's appropriate. The very line is a Dude joke. I... I'm so honoured that you remembered after all these years! *sniff*
So.. what do I do, um, why the big machine?
Oh. It's a healing machine, I guess. Wow, even the first thing I do after beating the League and becoming the champion is... to heal my Pokemon!
GROUP SHOT, GUYS! GROUP SHOT!
I like the way that Epilepsie is up in the front, despite being, y'know, Epilepsie.
Okay, let's fast-forward this part. Nobody really likes the credits.
Errrngh... fine, let's stop for the awesome Drifloon.
Why are there Drifloon here anyway? It's not even Friday!
Ah yes, good ol' Cheryl! Say, does anyone else remember her?
No.
Err... okay!
Oh come ON! Even in the ending credits... I'm still healing my Pokemon!
SCENERY CHANGE!
Yeah, that was uninteresting.
OH NOW THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR! Even the flipping snow levels manages to make its way into the credits!
...
Okay, everything in that shot is awesome. Why couldn't the rest of the credits be like that?
And now I'm... brrrr...
home.
Wootinary.
Well no, it's not really the end. I still have an entire chapter of other stuff that needs doing.
Pokemon games love having a huge 'after you won' part of the game!
But, y'know, I think I'll take a little break first. I... deserve it!
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