AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Maybe I should have picked athletics and/or acrobatics as minor skills.
Good thing I've got the console.

The absolute best part of Oblivion is jumping directly over the heads of every single person you fight.

Nope. Do not do this. You will overlevel so fast you won't have time to build up XP bonuses. You just need to jump when you're going up a slope and resign yourself to walking/swimming to build up the points.

Though if you've got a level overhaul mod then it might be fine. I had one that gave 1 point to a stat when I gained three levels in any skill that used it. So if I got two levels in Sneak and one in Marksman then I'd get 1 AGI point.

I'll look into it. The thing is I'm several hours in at this point but I'm still level 1. I also don't know how I'm even supposed to start leveling some of these skills, like speechcraft. Enchanting seems like such a pain in the booty to level up that I don't know what I'm going to do about it.

You can level speechcraft by doing the persuasion minigame with random useless npcs that you don't need to talk to for quests. Enchanting... not really an option until you get Umbra and a ton of empty soulgems to help level it up. I can't even remember what you needed for enchanting in Morrowind. Was there enchanting tables or could you just do it in your inventory?

Enchanting you either use a filled soul gem (and destroy it because the formula for success is borked to hell) or you use Bloat + something else I forget to boost your Intelligence with alchemy, then you make another potion using the boosted intelligence, and so on and so forth until you have a super potion that breaks the game. Then you'll be able to enchant your own gear without a failure.

Flawless game design.

I've been thinking it might be fun to make a skyrim LP following a specific questline and have someone else playing the file in tandem with me.

Like, has anyone ever heard of the werewolf game someone made up for skyrim? When your character turns into a werewolf, you stop playing and let your friend take over for you. They can do whatever they want until the character changes back, leaving the main player to deal with any consequences.

I've got a mod installed that forces the werewolf transformation on my character depending on the moon phase at night. There's a 5% chance that you'll turn into a werewolf each night, except on the full moon, where there's a 100% chance (the full moon also lasts like three in-game days). My character then stays as a werewolf until the sun rises in the morning.

Heh. This overhaul mod has a 'mature' option that means everyone can be stripped completely naked. I visited the house of earthly delights and saw my quota of naked Khajiit girls.

You think that's bad, there's a mod on the nexus that gives trolls giant troll dicks.


And never forget the guy who put vaginas on the skyrim horses.

See, you need to get the mod that removes the girl's tops instead of everything so that their armors and dresses will look better.

So I made a Stealth character in Morrowind but forgot to put Marksmanship on one of his Major/Minor categories. I was rustled so I bought a bow and 100 arrows, got to the top of the Seydna Neen Lighthouse and took my anger out on 3 people (All of which were Dark Elves, unsurprisingly)

I then went out of the lighthouse to discover no consequences for my actions. As long as you don't hit a guard from there you can kill almost the entire town of Seydna Neen and get away with it.

Easy enough to fix with enableclassmenu, then save and quit. I'm not sure if I want to use bows yet, they would fit a stealthy character for sure.

Don't forget the one that adds high-res textures of fully naked Talos statues, available in flaccid and erect versions of course.

And the high-res tiny waisted big tiddy female statues. Comes in Azura, Nocturnal, and Mara flavors!