AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Today I had a revelation while playing

Street fighter x tekken isn't fun

I enjoy the game personally, but even I know it's a textbook example of how not to handle a AAA video game release. Since this is an extremely long-winded tale, I shall relate it in >greentext.

>Multi-platform release
>PC version delayed for two months for "quality purposes"
>Console versions release with a multitude of infinite combos and bugs, as well as the shittiest networking code ever conceived by man
>Players discover files for 12 fully developed and ready-to-play characters locked away on the disc
>Capcom admits that they're part of a downloadable content scheme
>Capcom has to issue three patches to completely fix the networking code
>PC version releases two months later as the base 1.00 game with no patches
>Capcom and Q-LOC essentially spent two months doing nothing but cherry picking out the "DLC" character files
>Online functionality is even more unplayable than the console versions
>No date given for a future patch to address PC issues
>Capcom releases patch 1.04 for consoles to address infinite combos and glitches
>Unknowingly unleashes a new glitch that locks up both console platforms and requires a hard reset
>Said glitch is easily reproduced in a typical match and should have been caught by any competent QA team beforehand
>Patch to fix this potentially harmful glitch won't arrive until at least a month later because they don't want to spend the cheddar to do an emergency fix

I have no words.

I came to the conclusion that I don't find it fun for a number of reasons, both personal and general

DLC Bullshit
Kazuya being broken as fuck
Every Shoto being top tier
LOW SWEEP
Oversensitive inputs (By this I mean if I'm holding the joystick back, but not what the game considers back, which is very far back its still a neutral crouch instead of a blocking crouch. I've been hit so many times because of it)
Glitches
Online is laggy constantly despite a great connection
Takes forever to find a match

And so on and so on

Blame yourself for that one. Most fighting games require clear inputs. It's your job to tell the game what you want to do, no the game to interpret what you want to do with half-assed inputs. Down-back is down-back, not down-and-a-bit-back-but-not-too-much-for-no-reason.

I assume down-back is down-back, which I do, not back-slightly-down as it is right now.

Either you or your controller have a problem.

Regardless, its merely the olive on the shit sandwich that is SFxT

Indeed. I'm not optimistic for the game's future, although I hope the game will do good competitively down the line.

In a way I suppose this makes people look sternly at Tekken x Street Fighter, I am at least just to see what'll be going on with that.

BUT FOR NOW ILL LOOK FORWARD TO VF5 FINAL SHOWDOWN AND PERSONA 4 MAYONAISSE

Ey, yo dawg, yo, homeboy, lemme hook you up.




custom hi res portraits,



Custom Terry Madworld palette



King's plush rump tux palette

And my thread on MFG

So to get off the topic of SFxT disasters, I finally got SC5 today. I unfortunately found out that I couldn't make Ansaksie or Asha as I had planned on doing, but I did create an easy Franziska Von Karma in the style of Ivy. And online has been alright towards me.

Although I have to say I saw way too many half-naked men online. Do these people even put effort into their character creations or what?...

Maybe the half naked ones are their effort

I've a bunch of ones I created in like 5 minutes, but I still like these. In the meantime I have like 20ish. http://imgur.com/QTUkq,crTNy,FzOxl#0

So, as it turns out, Cammy can jump cancel her standing heavy kick. Give me combo ideas.

DLC characters for TTT2? I wonder how much they'll co- FREE OF CHARGE.