AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I used to prefer my games without too much conversations going on but after a while the micspam kinda grew on me and now it seems almost empty when there's nobody talking or playing something.

my strategy nowadays is joining an alltalk server, switching to melee heavy and running at them while screaming in the microphone

one time it caused the entire server to do the same

People used to do that in my favourite (alltalk) server a good bit.
KUNG FU HEAVY!


For those interested in said server: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/crazyGFL (Fun Server 1 and 2)
It's a very non-serious server with map-voting, a lot of good custom maps, all-talk and a very talkative community. Also, one of them has "roll-the-dice" events. ...I think, I haven't been able to play TF2 in quite some time.

This isn't entirely related, but man mastgrr is awesome.

I'm fine with a bit of it.

But when they're spewing nothing but hateful comments (It was like, 6 clan fags all talking mind you), it tends to get annoying.

I just start talking trash back at the as a 6 yr old.

What?
You started talking trash AT a 6 year old or AS a 6 year old?

You're a poopy head you meany butt face.

I just realized the epic failure of my context... No no no... I trash talk back at the offenders, as a 6 year old.

Kind of like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5an_10XI4

I got the force-a-nature yesterday. Took it for a spin in an arena match and got 3 kills.

Same game I went heavy, it was on nucleus, one v one with a scout. He trying sniping me with the FAN while I capped the point while eating a sandvich.

something I thought of while playing on 2fort_egypt earlier

1. what the hell is the point of the chocolate bar? (dalkohs or something I cant spell it.) I mean, wouldn't an easy fix be just making the extra 50 health last until you die?

2. what the hell is the point of the razorback? seriously, no spy worth anything is gonna bother stabbing someone with one. Couldn't it be easily fixed by, i dunno, magically making it invisible to the enemy team?

1. It's the only TF2 community item that wasn't overpowered or a hat.

2. It's to make spies shoot you instead of backstab you.

Probably useful in arena or when you don't have a medic to heal you and no time to eat your Sandvich. It is useless most of the time but in certain situations or on some maps it can be good to have.

Also, I backstabbed a Razorback sniper, then backstabbed him again as a spy once. That was great.

maybe i missed something, but doesn't it take just as long to eat the bar as it does sandvich? admittedly i don't use my sandvich that often but I cant tell much a difference in the time it takes to eat them.

also overpowered is better than useless.

also also not really, most spies that see a razorback probably just run off and find a different target and wait for a pyro to find the sniper or something.

I don't care what most spies do anyway, the point is to stop them from backstabbing you.
Also the sandvich is pretty daisies useless if you get killed while eating it, so. :I
Buffed health is useful.

But yeah, it takes as long to eat the chocolate as it does for the sandwich. Usually the latter's the way to go but as I said the chocolate is better in specific cases.