AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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TOROKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Huh. That's a funny way of saying "forced to do my bidding, no matter what".


OH GOD WHAT?! That's what Epilepsie is gonna end up looking like? I mean, c'mon, the bloody thing is decapitated!


It's also surprisingly weak. And I thought it was just because Porygon was un-evolved...


Oh gods, it's that fucking penguin again!


THAT FUCKING PENGUIN!


THAT! FUCKING! PENGUIN!


I HATE HIM SO VERY VERY MUCH!


UGH! Fortunately, Empoleon is actually half Steel for some reason, so Drain Punch insta-kills him!


Man, that guy really needs a haircut.


Also, whats up with its feet? Or are those it's testicles? And if so, where's the...



OH GOD! I THINK I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT TANGROWTH IS MADE OF!


OH GOD!




CASTRATION YEAH!


Or... y'know, not. Goddam giant penis monsters!


Yeah, I can use revives if I want y'know.


Oh right, for those who weren't paying attention, PsyGuy was my last Pokemon until I revived AG.


Flash Cannon... on the....



OH! GOD!






Eh. Horrible Yaoi moments aside, that is a much needed level here!


Riiiiiight, anyway, I revived PsyGuy and Roosevelt too. I didn't rev the others because I'm actually pretty close to the end, I think. I only have two Pokemon left to find now.


Oh yeah, see that dudular person there? He works pretty much the same as the Curelean Cave guy. In other words, he blocks passage until you beat the Elite Four and get the national Dex. He blocks the way to the very East of the island, as well as Shayamin.


Nooooo..... really? Wow, I never would've noticed!


A... Gible...

Really now. There's even wild Gabites in this place! Why on earth do you have a Level 43 Gible?!


And a Swablu?! I mean seriously dude, how did you even managed to make it here in the first place?! These are flipping Basic Pokemon! Next you'll have a Wingull or something.


Or.... a Gabite. Okay, it's getting slightly. better...


I did say slightly.

Right, your next Pokemon better be a flipping good one to make up for your sheer embarassment there.


Wait, seriously? A Gabite was your last Pokemon? Wow, dude, you bring a whole new level to the meaning of the word 'suck'!


LIGHT! FINALLY! I HAVE MADE IT OUT OF THIS BLA-


OH GOD DAMNIT! Get out of the way, Onix!


Aaand naturally enough, despite being an Onix, it was the last Pokemon in the cave; those never go down without a fight!


Anyway, as I was saying:
FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMM!



It bloody better be! Man, would I be rustled if I came out and found out that I had actually gone out the wrong end!



That would not be fun.

At all.


....



Saaaay, have I ever mentioned my SETHING HATRED OF ALL THINGS WATERFALL-ULAR?!


I mean seriously, this is one effing big waterfall right here! Why the heck would anyone make such an artificial giant cliff edge? Imagine someone having just won the Pokemon League, not watching where they were going, and eded up falling right off that cliff there!


Oh, nice, Game. Make the Pokemon League look like a cathedral. Now we all know why people keep treating the Pokemon series like a flipping religion!


Oh well. WOO, POKEMON LEAGUE!


Yes, even at the Pokemon league, the first thing I do straight away is... go to the Pokemon Center! I don't even know what this one is doing here, frankly.


And woo, I actually did manage to fill up my Pokedex with the necessary Pokemon. The only ones I need now are all right here in this tournament thingy!



...so yeah. I've finally finished all those gym challenges, story plots, annoying caves, and all those stuff now, and can finally! WOOTINARY(+3 strength)

Next episode: POKEMON LEAGUE!

*gamecrash*

So I haven't actually played any of the fourth Gen games.
How much is there left to do after beating the Top Four?
Cause I don't want this to end so soon.

OOH NOOO.

I think that your probably going to lose Plasma. :/

JUST. Y'KNOW. SAYIN.

[spoiler]You face a fifth guy[/spoiler]



Okay, really though: basically, a butt-load of Legendaries to catch, that's what Chapter 10 will be nearly entirely composed of.
And Battle Frontier, which I might just take a quick look at. And then I'll be doing the Elite Four a second time before finishing it up for good.

I lost.


Alright, so there's a bit more to look forward to.
Are you gonna do another LP after this one at some point?
I think you mentioned HeartGold & SoulSilver once, but my memory may be tricking me.

BUT NOW AM FOOOOOOOUUUUUUUND

THE GAME FILE HAS BEEN DELETED.

BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR AVATAR PERFECTLY AT ALL

GIRLFRIIIEEEND

If you are going to do the Elite Four a second time to finish it off, you should do it with something different, like all legendaries. That way you can mock the gods when they get oneshot by various members of the Elite Four.

Karilyn God-hater

I have a feeling that you're gonna lose.

Do a Pokemon Colliseum one haha.

He already did that with Cyrus.
Hang on, that would actually be pretty cool.
DO IT.