AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I actually put the game down for a while because I'm a huge weeny.
But I remember right after the Drake, where those rat assholes were, I kept seeing peple say "Beware of happiness."
Does that mean anything?

sometimes its just ppl saying that holyshit good times ahead in terms of items or npcs an such

but I want to do sweet acrobatic flips with my scimitar

Rats have a small chance to drop Humanity as an item.
If you're hurtin for humanity you can use the bonfire under the bridge and go kill those 3 rats a few times.
That's probably what they meant, or nothing at all who knows.

Rats have a small chance to drop Humanity as an item.
If you're hurtin for humanity you can use the bonfire under the bridge and go kill those 3 rats a few times.
That's probably what they meant, or nothing at all who knows.

I've got like, 6 humanity, and I refuse to use it. I'll probably use it before a boss fight but even so I have little to no use for it since I don't want to end up wasting it just to kindle.

It is never wasting humanity to kindle a bonfire. Kindling gives +5 Estus flasks and you can kindle up to three times after you beat the boss of Catacombs.

Well since I've gotten by the rats and their jewpoison I guess it wouldn't hurt to kindle.
Though that Knight in the courtyard scared the shit out of me when he popped out of no where.

We need some AZ duels folks, pick a place any place.

Required

A level cap and a red soapstone. So, you'll need to have at least gotten through most of the Painted World.

Xbox Gold is expiring in two days from the free month and I don't really have much reason to renew it.

ugh i avoid the pvp if i can help it. i just wanna go round bein a sunbro all day erryday

Decided to try out the Red Soapstone as I had cleared out Sen's Fortress on my Mage Duelist, kept getting the same guy but it was pretty fun, we would always get each other down really low and then some fluke or other would get us killed. Once we both had like, two health and it turned into a quick draw, luckily I used my quick soul shot and he was charging up a lightning spear. One time I just pulled out my Whip+10 and enchanted it, and the guy freaked, I was throwin that shit errywere

So yeah I gave up on my main knight guy.
He's stuck in Ash Lake/Great Hollow forever, so I'm retiring the old boy.
He can spend eternity chilling with the everlasting dragon.

Good news is, I've gotten my pali char to basically where he was.
Good ol' Sens Funhouse.
God I hate this place.

As a knight, what should I focus on leveling?
Are there any stats I should ignore completely?
It's my first time through so I probably wont go too deep into the game, talking to characters, really looking into the builds, or whatever they're called. But I'm not planning on just plowing through the game, I'll just be avoiding the major trouble makers, not wasting my time trying to beat Mr.Dr.Prof.One hit kill in the basement.

As a Knight Endurance should be one of your main focus's.
You can build a lot of different ways actually.
Build Str and use some high damage weapons like the claymore and zweihander (get off my booty crush)
You could build some faith, become a sunbro and use a divine weapon or two.
But no matter what END should not be ignored, otherwise you'll move like a bag of dick since you won't be getting havels ring.

Note that if you build some faith you can use miracles that the fat guy at firelink shrine will provide for you, mainly heal so you don't have to use as many estus flasks.
Then you can join the sunbros and get the ability to shoot lightning bolts.