AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Never played Ninja Blade, but it seemed to rip off Ninja Gaiden pretty bad. Might be wrong though.

And it sucked donkey dick.

The Skill tree looks to me like a game trying to pretend its a lot more complex than it is. It gives moves one by one you would get in bunches by upgrading your weapons in GoW. And I still prefer the demo to God of War III over both of those. I also don't think I'm alone in that.

This fact already makes him more badass then Kratos.

Kratos blades are welded to his skin. The ashes of his wife and child are burned on there, head to toe.

If I remember correctly (and I'm not sure if I do), Kratos didn't weld his blade to his skin willingly...

Then again, I havn't played the games for 3 years

He kills Death. Kratos may kill gods but he doesn't kill Death itself.

Chains of Olympus would like a word with you.

Haven't played it. Sorry if I missed that.

Does Kratos kill death with his own scythe and then
BLESS PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH THE POWER OF CHRIST???

Yes to the former - or rather, he cuts him in half with his own scythe, and beats his upper body to death with his fists. He also manages to kill everyone in heaven (or its rough Greek equivilant)

Killing everyone in heaven doesn't make Kratos sound badass as it does make him sound like kind of a dick.

See thats just overkill.

I should be playing Fatal Frame 2.

I got it in like September.

I still haven't opened it because I am too much of a pussy for horror games.

Aaand once again yet another videogame thread devolves into a "which game has the most fanservice" topic.

Guys, I just re-read my "Kratos is kind of a dick" comment, and I suddenly got this image in my head of Kratos slaughtering a bunch of people while having one of those "trollfaces".

It is hilarious and I wish you guys could see inside my brain to see it.

EDIT: I have no idea why I made this post and it is probably best if you just disregard it.