DO YOU HAVE FUCKS TO GIVE?
CAUSE I SURE DON'T
THAT'S WHY WE'RE SEARCHING FOR SOME
LET'S TAKE A LOOK
playingwithbelgian wrote:
Go to the vault, and If I'm not mistaken there's a hidden block there, so get it.
Liraxus wrote:
Go downstairs and get dat shit.
Mario, jump your booty off!
Alrighty then, let's get some st-
GOD DAMMIT
Good to know that fat fucker is useful for
something.
HOLY SHIT BOXES
I'D JUMP FOR JOY TOO IF I DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A RAGING HARD-ON
NNNNGGFFFF I THINK I CAME
So I guess that coin's from Tennessee?
Cause it's the only "10" I see!
WHY DON'T THESE MAKE ME SPIT FIRE
THIS ISN'T THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM I DEMAND A REFUND
Whoa.. trippin'..
W-what was that? I dunno, man I think there are more important things...
Like that.. that dragon shitting on your head. Hahaha, you go, dragon-bro!
I'm too tripped out to remember shit, man; better tell me..
Right on, shroomy brother, right on..
[And so Mario staggered throughout the castle and passed out for a while.]
Wha-? How the hell did I end up here?
AND WHO THE FUCK IS SHOUTING OUCH MY HEAD
Whoa, did I just see a cloud chasing after a purple alligator? That mushroom must have been pretty daisies powerful.
AND THAT SHOUTING AGAIN OUCH FUCK IT HURTS
Pussy- Wait, what the fuck is happening?
FUCK MY GOOD OVERALLS
I'M GONNA GIVE THAT FUCKER WHAT-FOR
THAT'S RIGHT YOU WHORE
YEAH, YOU'RE CRY- wait what the rain stopped
I..
I need to lay down.
Get in shape, fatass.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE BASEMENT
BITCH WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH THIS TURD I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU 'TIL YOU'RE BLUE
No, what's embarrassing are those pants. What are you, some sort of carnival treat?
I DON'T KNOW LET ME CONSULT MY HANDBOOK OF FUCKS TO GIVE
NOPE, CAN'T GIVE ONE
>Help the homo fuck
>Tell him to go suck a dick
Fun fact: My head was actually hurting while recording this I HOPE YOU'RE pop flyin'
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