AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And thus, with this page get, I decree that you get an Ekans and name it Mr. Classy, please. :3

This one took so long to get posted because Chloe was busy scanning 330 drawings for her animation thing for 9 hours. It's all good, though. I only had to wait for her to sign on for 6 hours.

Shame on you, Chloe. It is all your fault. You'll have to make up for it and draw TEN PICTURES for the next update. :>

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The Pokemon League will SUFFFFEEEERRR!



GO AWAY I AM BUSY



NO BECAUSE I HATE YOU


Goddammit I said 'no' so you turned the moon off.



You have the WORST NAME EVER.


Seriously, your mother didn't love you.




GODDOMMOT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS


Oh so you're like
The Pidgey of the night or something.




Holy Christ there are a lot of you.


Pimpley tree, you're the one.
You making hiking so much GRAH FUCK YOU LANCE.


I'm on my way, VIOLET CITY. Nothing shall stand in my way. Not even SMALL SHRUBS.


Yeah, I'm going to go kick Lance in the nads.
Unfortunately my trusty carnivore and I ran into half a million Hoothoot on the way here.
FIX HIM


Yes, funny PANK-haired lady. :>

...


I don't mind. You'll get some of my oranges when I take down Lance.


...although this still bugs me. Consider your oranges reward halved.


Hmmm... I will need plenty of OJ Minions. The 5 Pokeballs from Elm's unnamed assistant won't be enough.


STORE SLAVE
I REQUIRE GOODS


Give them to meeee.


Because Pokemon Centers are stupid and NOT EVERYWHERE.


The flying wooden sign bears news - I am getting ever closer to VIOLET CITY.


Lalalalala-





God these are the best trees ever.


It is very curious how people are content with standing in one spot all ni-


GASP!




WELL, THEN. Is EVERY trainer in this region an asshat?


Just to teach you a lesson.


Joey? Weren't you on the news a while back? Didn't your Rattata bite the Unova ambassador in the booty?


That little thing did it?
HAH, PATHETIC


Pouncer destroyed your buttmunching Rattata.



Usually, yeah.
I'm going to catch more things and beat you up every chance I get.



It's a freaking Rattata.
Pouncer nearly tore its freaking head off, and you still think it is good?


You seem like you'd be a bit useful... Tell you what, you can have mine AND Professor Elm's!


Sounds good.
I'll stop by when Pouncer is hungry.



Did I mention how much I hate the word 'rookie'?
Answer: YES


Yay whatever.



Pouncer could use some of that 'experience' and stuff to level up.


Oh COME ON.
Do people here do ANYTHING but stay in one place for their entire lives?


Nope. This Totodile sucking on my head isn't mine.


WHO SAYS I HAVE TO?


Mikey < Joey


Ffffffeck. There is no escape for us, Pouncer. Not even at night.


Oh great, you have one of these, too?


I LIEK CAPS LOK


What if I want them reeeealllly bad?



Are you going to stop me, Mr. Sign?


EEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED IT!


CRYSTAL SMASH


CRYSTAL THROW


CRYSTAL VICTORY



eeeeeeeeee



EEEEEEEEEE


EEEEEEEEEE


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- BORIS
(named by Chloe.)


Welcome to the team:
OJ Minion #2
Designation: Boris

WE MUST CONTINUE ON OUR QUEST


But first...


Boris needs some healthiness.


Good. I was about to whack you upside the head with this branch.


prepare to battle."
But Joey looked at ME, not me at HIM.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge.





Woohoo!


'E is da don. Da head man.



Make that bottom man.




(By my personal stalker and best friend, Lisa, who is not a member of this forum but still reads my LP.)


Thanks, Caterpie!



Isn't one enough?


Neener.


Gah, hurry up! Lance will drink all the orange juice by the time we get there. D:


FINALLY on our way again, Pouncer and Boris!
So what do you eat, Boris? Whatever you catch in your web?


...I see. (Drawn by Chloe.)


It's a shame you don't eat tiny shrubs I could step around.


Sounds creepy. I wonder why they call it that?


Oh.


GASP
A ROCK
THAT MOVES
NEAT


Many Poison Stings later...


DUCK, BORIS!


(Drawn by Chloe.)


Yesssss.






Hawt.

OJ Minion #3 added to team!
Designation: Stoner
(Named by Val I think.)

Now to get out of this cave.


FREE STUFF YEAH


I noticed.



I think I should have spoken with you before entering the cave.

I would have expected the soul-crushing darkness then.


Welp we have to be getting close to VIOLET CITY by now.


Dammit, Stoner. Don't do drugs.


Stoner can eat this one.
HE HAS A TONGUE OF STONE


It's just an innocent little girl. Want Elm's phone number?



I am surprised you even managed to walk at all, ya Snorlax.


You silly narcoleptic.



Except nobody would want to catch you.


...Cccc...


Boris you were looking a bit exhausted.


Oh god FOUR bugs?
This is going to take FOREVER.


Boris, the ninja arachnid, arrives at the scene of the battle in a burst of smoke.


NYEH NYEH


Almost sort of maybe worth the Poison Stings.


That's a lot cuter than Caterpie!


What do you mean you are too exhausted to inject it full of poison?!
Grah! Pouncer, take over!


You are now poisoned.
Good job.
You will get less orange juice now.


On the other hand, since you OHKO'd the rest of his Pokemon, you get double the orange juice you were originally going to get.

OH YEAH MORE FREE STUFF





I found a druggie.



That's a dumb name.
Who is that, anyway?


Oooohhhhh. I need to destroy him, too.


Yessssss. I am aware.


HECK YES VIOLET CITY



What tower.
I just got here from that route out there.



HAW
Concerned parents.


Yessss this is my favorite giant flying wooden sign.


Hmmm...


I think we should pay this Center a visit.


Holy-! You're that same nurse from Cherrygrove! HOW DID YOU GET HERE BEFORE ME?



Oh.


Yes, please, Nurse #9.



That line STILL bugs me.
You nurses should consider saying something else, like "we hope you have better luck not losing in the future".












NEXT TIME
CRYSTAL EXPLORES VIOLET CITY AND MAKES MORE ADDITIONS TO HER TEAM

Oops no funny picture ending this update.

If I can get some stuff scanned in somewhere, tell me. Tell me in advance to, so I don't fuck up and and up pulling a Chloe :U

Also Boris is a Badass. And a woman.

You could try your local library for a scanner. *shrugs*

Crystal is bad at determining genders. Everything is a guy to her unless it specifically looks feminine.

Plus those sunglasses that Boris always wears makes her look masculine, so it only adds to Crystal's confusion.

I have a scanner.

Yes, but I don't think Komo can get to your house to use it.

Komo is drawing a picture for a future update. It will be brilliant and have Crystal in it, who Chloe hates drawing.

Don't disappoint, Komo.

Or I WILL get a female Ekans.

So until that's done, we don't have to boost this to the next page?

Yes, you do.

The update with Komo's picture isn't this next one, it'll be the one after. Or I could go to the Ruins of Alph if I get through the next update and he hasn't finished the picture. *shrugs*

Top notch lets play good sir. Keep up the fine work!

On a side note, I am doing a fire red nuzlocke run. I would make it a lets play, but im too lazy, and people would wonder why I suddenly gained 5 levels.

Thanks. :D

Not shown in the LP:
Holding down the spacebar to make battles and route walking go faster.

I have it on a, and the a button on space.

I was talking about my LP. >.>

When it comes to battles I just kind of hold down space and press the key for A and F12 after every A.

I like this.

Pictured above: Constructive criticism.

No.