AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I accidentally walked an army of 75 yellow Pikmin into a puddle of water today

I was busy talking with my dad, and didn't notice where I was going

So. I was playing Shadow of the Colossus, just screwing around on my way to number 10. I jumped off my horse to grab an eagle that had been flying next to me, and the eagle wound up dumping me into the hole where the tenth colossus was.

FINE, GAME, I'LL CONTINUE THE STORY. GOSH.

One time me and my friends were playing a Dnd videogame (well more like a turing game) that we had programed. It set up for a random encounter, and gave a level 5 party....one of the hardest monsters in the book. We checked the numbers after we got killed, and found out it had rolled 18 100's in a row (a one in 10 ^ 36 chance). Needless to say after picking up our jaws my friend had this line to say.

"Why did the Solar Angel kill an adventuring team, that was made of a paladin, a holy cleric, an angel, and a half-celestial?"

Needless to say we didn't stop laughing for a good hour.

I was playing ME2 and for some reason, Shepard decided to mysteriously float up the wall he was using for cover.

When Tuxedo Mask had a half hour of spare time and didn't know what to do, I said he could try out Sonic Heroes just for shits and giggles.
Well, he did, and since he didn't play the tutorial he figured out by himself what to do, it was funny as heck watching him.

The best part was, when he was running down some way, he glitched trough the wall and lost a life.
And then the countless times he managed to fall down during a loop and always die aswell.

These things actually happend a bit ago, but...

I was playing LoZ: Spirit Tracks and was in....I think the Sand Temple? I don't remeber. Anyway, I busted out my whip to help me get across a gap, and guess what happened? I hit a wall, fell, and lost a life. Why? Because I didn't complete the stupid puzzle on that floor.

I was playing Billy Hatcher, and I was on the mission where you save Billy's buddy, Bantam Scrambled. For those who don't know, in all the rescue buddy missions, they are tied up next to bombs, and you have a time limit before the bomb blows your buddy sky high. Anyway, in the first two rescue missions, where you save Rolly Roll and Chick Poacher, they looked terrified they they were gonna die. Bantam was different. He had a big old grin on his face. I had to pause the game I was laughing so daisies hard. Seriously, who has a smile on their face when they could be blown up any second?

I wondered what was so funny on the second part. Then I turned up the volume and lost hard

Playing GTA. I was just going to get a new mission when a guy killed himself by blowing his car on the gas station. Suddenly I was a criminal with 3 stars.

YOUR AVATAR IS FUCKING HUGE

It's really hilarious how Jessica, in Lunar [*edit*Silver Star Harmony],(Helmels' daughter) is a priestest. She 'prays' to heal and do all her magical skills, but all she yells is "POWER OF ALTHINA!!". Or, "LEND ME YOUR POWER!!". Not much of a prayer. I imagine that God would be peeved if we all yelled prayers to heal our friends, or fight demons.

Plus, whenever Nash does a spell it sounds like "SCREW YOU!".

Nash has class. He can say whatever he wants

In mario kart on the last lap i was right behind first place when i realized i didn't use my green shell so i threw it and it somehow hit me back and i finished , NOT IN 2nd like i was about to BUT 9th! i had to do the whole cup again AT 150 cc D:TT_TT