AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Purely because Brothel was using Lyra's face as an avatar a while ago it's too good to pass up

This'll be my first playthrough with a Totodile. I HOPE I DON'T IMMEDIATELY DIE TO A BELLSPROUT

EDIT: And no more digimon past this point.

Decker, you forgot the "Play" in the title. It just says "Let's Heart Gold".

It will bother me if it is not changed.








Yay, Totodile.

Aw yeah I win.

That was deliberate. :awesome:

I'll change it if it really bugs you though

Oh, well then, if it's intentional, then I'll deal with it.


So, princess brothel is going to be the name? Will he be Male or Female?

I Heart Gold.

sage


Change the name to "Let's <3 Gold"

"But I wanted an agumon!"

"This is pokemon, not digimon, ash."

Name your starter agumon.

Yes, let's.






Also, every time I read princess brothel's username, I immediately think "Hot Bitch". Is this bad?

Should the name be princess brothel or Brothel

Brothel works better as a name

I can't decide someone help me, first response chooses because I'm not wading through 5 more pages of Digimon

princess brothel

You could make it Hot-B. Like a street name or something.

Wow, I'm short!




No really, Professor Oak is like a giant compared to me. Did you see how tall he was? I hope he doesn't crush my house.



I only just started existing, give me a break mum!



I don't see what that has to do with anything. In fact, I don't feel like an adventure.



Yessss



Yessss















Actually, no.



THERE IS A WORLD OUT THERE
A WORLD FULL OF POSSIBILITY

AND SMALL RODENTS

I CAN'T WAIT



Hm.

I guess there's no possibility. Or rodents.



NOPE WAIT THERE'S A RODENT

It's probably distracting me so that that creepy douchey-looking guy in the corner can mug me of my belongings. NOPE TOO BAD I'M ON TO HIM



!



!




This game is home to a lot of exclamation points.



AND THEN THE RODENT LEFT ME ALONE. That wasn't even exciting at all. This world sucks.













LATER, AT THE LAB




It's clean in here. Really clean. Like, some kind of surgery. Maybe I can change the gender after all



HOW

I ONLY JUST STARTED EXISTING



NO? THERE'S BEEN ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION OF THIS AT ALL SO FAR

NOT EVEN THAT RODENT WAS IN A POKEBALL



What are you getting at



WHAT

How on earth did you make that jump from "We used to walk with our pokemon~" to "I'm giving you one"?

I don't even



Alright, so I'll just



Um, can't it wait? I thought you were



Um, Professor Elm?



Cool. So about those Cockfighting Society



Cool story bro. Now what about my



YES

Cockfighting Society ARE REAL

AMAZING DISCOVERY 10 STARS YOUR EDUCATION REALLY PAYS FOR ITSELF



Finally

a love the random jumps of conversation

so the pokemon EMAIL

GO FIRE