AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If you've ever played Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, you'll know that the new Support conversations can be a little... off. Here was my personal favorite.

Mia: Hey Boyd, no whining on the battlefield!
Boyd: Just try and stop me!

Persona 4:
"I am a shadow.....The true self!" ~ 8 Shadow Bosses (I'm not naming them all)

Naoto: "There is no way I'm going to wear a swimsuit!"
Chie: "You're no going anywhere!"

Kanji: "But we've walked past here like a hundred times already..."

Yukiko: "Weeell, we go rescuing people who fall into to the T.V. We do things like "Persona!" and with are persona we beat the crap outta shadows."

Naoto: "Are you a pack of imbeciles!?"

Chie: "My Trial of the Dragon!"

Yosuke: "Critical hit to the nads....."

Bioshock
Random male ghost:"You can't fuck Fontaine. Fontaine fucks you!"

"I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four."

UHN.

so hot.

"Don't piss on my cupcakes!"


Army of two.

I agree xD

GRABBIN' PEELZ

You think you gonna finish me in here, you old fruit? The other saps you tossed in this meat locker all panicked like rabbits. I just watched and waited. And when they started to kick, I started to scavenge. Made myself a little splicer cocktail I did. If you can't come in from the cold, then you gotta grow ice over your heart. And the iceman cometh, Sander baby. The iceman fucking cometh. -Bioshock, Martin Finnegan.

The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen: I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please! -Bioshock, Sander Cohen

To build a city at the bottom of the sea! Insanity. But where else could we be free from the clutching hand of the Parasites? Where else could we build an economy that they would not try to control, a society that they would not try to destroy? It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else. -Bioshock, Andrew Ryan

I lurve Bioshock.

"You! You... BASTARD! Betray me? You fuck! You think you can betray... ME?! You have one chance. Exactly one chance to fucking redeem yourself in my eyes." and "My story? Tell you what, kid. My story's a lot like a Deathclaw's tongue. It's long, messy, and you don't want to get too personal with it. Understand?" -Desmond, Fallout 3

I lurve Fallout, and Desmond is fucking awesome.

"I don't know much about fighting with bare hands, but I'm good with my fists, if you know what I mean." --- I-no

When you put a mad-man in an asylum, all you're doing is sending him home.

-I'm sorry, that's SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access.
-What!? This is madness!
-No, it's S.P.A.R.D.A.


Oh, Ace Attorney. Such a silly game when it wants to be.

oh god, i LOVE that quote.

When i got to that part of the game, i jabbered on about it to my friends all day.. we giggled.

"Stay a while and listen"
"We traveled together into the east.... Always to the east"
"Guess what! I've named a boil on my booty after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD! YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD! I GOT A FREAKIN- SUCH A TINY HEAD!