AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm sad they took out Atma's Impaler, it was one of my favorite items.

Apart from that, I think Skirmisher's Sabre with the Devourer enchantment won't hold up that long in its current form, it feels like it's even more powerful than the original Feral Flare. With that said, combined with BoftRK and Wit's End champs like Warwick and Rengar will be incredibly broken.

Oh god, I've seen several Warwicks and Rengars suddenly since this update, but... holy crud. Might as well replace their ult sounds with Foxy from FNAF's EEEEEEEE sound or that one part of the Songbird's theme in Bioshock: Infinite or maybe that Amnesia monster sound (you get the idea) because when you see one of 'em running for you you can only shit your pants and wait for death. But yeah, dumb joke aside, the shit is ridic.

Also finally got Kalista and I love Rend but the range you have to remain in to use it is hard to tell and annoying. Trying to manage her passive, especially at higher attack speeds, is seriously hard when you can only use the mouse to move back and forth between the target to attack for every attack and the direction you wish to move... this needs, like, dual-stick shooter controls, man. Not having an actual partner to coordinate the ult with is balls, too. Tried to save my Rengar jungler (I was yucking it up top lane as Kalista) in a mid-late game team skirmish at blue, he was a sliver of HP left, I ult him to safety and... he charges into them and dies instantly because "I wanted to knock them up" when the fight was clearly the death of our team. Eh.

Also also, trying to escape a J4 with her is 50/50 - he can keep closing the gap bit by bit, can hit you with stuff if you try to Martial Poise attack backstep away, but also I've never once gotten stuck in his ult every time he used it on me. I would jump through the wall before it finished or even started forming.

That Runaan's Hurricane, tho. More like Rendaan's... eh... forget it.

You guys

Poro wards

and Baron gets a new Santa hat

I have not been in a single draft match where Warwick was not banned ever since the jungle changes.

This fucking piece of shit laptop keeps disconnecting me, and now leaverbuster thinks I'm a toxic player and gave me a pre-warning, making me type "I agree" like a retarded toddler jfc

I know exactly that feel, sis.

God daisies Kalista is hard. I cannot get used to that passive, i keep accidentally jumping into the enemy team.

Also I don't know why I'm having such a rough time with her early game, maybe I need to be taking Rend first? I just keep getting pushed out and stuck under the tower.

Rend definitely is the way to go, think of it as Twitch's passive: except infinite stacks.

And she's definitely hard, yeah. The people I played with or against said that they were playing her continously for about a good week, so she really requires some intense learning. Personally, I can't get the timing down to jump, it's really hard to get.
I'll just stick with top lane Quinn for now (cough cough)

So.... much... Poro

error: cuteness overload

God daisies malzahar is amazing at 1v1.
i put aids on you so you have a dot
I ignite you so you can't heal through my dots while adding a dot
I buy liandry's so my dots hurt more and add another dot
i put a pool under you so my dot dots harder the lower health you have
i ult you so that i can dot you and keep you in my dots.

Xibit skin when

I am beginning to notice a trend of ADC players being the most abusive of the bunch. I hardly want to play support any longer because I refuse to put up with their shit.

A shame because I like playing Thresh and Blitz.

just blame the jungler

Slowly getting better at the new jungle, trying a ton of different junglers to see who I like the most. Just bought Diana, she's pretty solid with the faster clear from Ranger's Trailblazer.

Jungling has been fairly smooth sailing after I realized that you get the Smite buffs immediately, not just on monster kill

AD Jungle Assassin Braum is love. AD Jungle Assassin Braum is life.

Im mainly a tanky support player, leona, braum, j4, nautilus

also if i feel like carrying i go urgot, cause who needs health or mobility when you can just be a monster of ungodly slaughter