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Does Portal 2 ever explain how potato Glados doesn't get eaten by the material emancipation grids?

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Maybe because she is powered by the residual electromagnetic blah-blah of the portal gun, she's technically considered part of the gun itself.

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Why wouldn't GLaDOS be considered an approved Aperture Science Testing Apparatus

it wouldn't make sense for the system to delete it's own AI would it

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Might delete the potato, though.

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I figure the grid is smart enough to realise that the potato is a battery and not destroy it

Like you throw a plain potato through, it gets destroyed. Attatch it to Glados and it goes through fine.

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Well, I thought about it, and here's what I got:

Mander said GLaDOS would be an approved Aperture Science blah-blah and thus wouldn't be emancipated. This didn't make sense to me at first, as Wheatley surely would have changed the emancipation grids' orders to emancipate the shit out of GLaDOS whenever possible. Sure, he attached her to a potato and tossed her down a tube, but he should know from Chell's past experiences that anyone who dies off-screen isn't really dead. But then it was obvious: Wheatley is an idiot. Even if he actually thought GLaDOS would come back, he probably isn't capable of changing the emancipation grids' programming, and thus GLaDOS would still be considered an approved testing apparatus. As for the potato itself, I'm sticking with my earlier theory that the potato is using energy from the portal gun and is thus considered part of the gun.

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Why wouldn't GLaDOS be considered an approved Aperture Science Testing Apparatus

it wouldn't make sense for the system to delete it's own AI would it


Not the AI, but the way I see it, it would probably just see the potato as a potato. So, potato gone, no GLaDOS power, no GLaDOS.

But I like Exeres' explanation. That makes sense.

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I just always figured that the stuff in the test chambers had some sort of coding in them that made the grid emancipate them and allowed them to be emancipated remotely. The Portal Gun dosen't have that code, and neither does POTADoS because hey she's a potato, she dosen't have the storage for even a bit more code.

The reason why it can emanicate teeth and eardrums is just because hey, it's a force field, and chances are it's doing some wacky stuff. Going though it might be potentially harmful to any part of your body, but those were just the two we were warned about/had happened so far.

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