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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:40 am 
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Supposedly from the manual:

Gnome
M: 3 feet, 0 inches
F: 3 feet, 0 inches

Dwarf
M: 4 feet, 6 inches
F: 4 feet, 2 inches

Human
M: 6 feet, 0 inches
F: 5 feet, 8 inches

Undead
M: 6 feet, 0 inches
F: 5 feet, 9 inches

Blood Elf
M: 6 feet, 5 inches
F: 6 feet, 0 inches

Orc
M: 6 feet, 5 inches
F: 6 feet, 5 inches

Tauren
M: 8 feet, 0 inches
F: 6 feet, 6 inches

Night Elf
M: 7 feet, 6 inches
F: 7 feet, 0 inches

Draenei
M: 7 feet, 6 inches
F: 7 feet, 0 inches

Troll
M: 8 feet, 0 inches
F: 8 feet, 0 inches

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female orcs


NEVER MENTION THIS BLASPHEMY AGAIN

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Female Orcs are hot.

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Oh it's ok Bacon.





I'll just have to kill you later...

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Don't hate, Squig. Embrace the sexy orc ladies.

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trolls are awesome, supposedly they were taller than taurens when they fully stood up

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Impossible!
This is an orc
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I DO NOT LIKE THIS FEMALE ORC THING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT IS ANYTHING MORE THAN A JOKE.

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I kinda want to start playing WoW.
I'm afraid it cut into my Rumble Fitar time though.

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Female orcs can have better faces than that.

And they are hot.

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I DO NOT LIKE THIS FEMALE ORC THING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT IS ANYTHING MORE THAN A JOKE.

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Denial ain't pretty.

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orcs are raised from the pit to smash, conquer, and destroy.

not to live like humans

Garrosh for Warchief

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Orc girl.

I guess they're cute. If greens your thing

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Draenei women > all
Horns, hooves, tail and blue skin!

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