AWKWARD ZOMBIE

all I need left to complete my fossil section of the museum is one of the ptera wings and I CAN'T WAIT

Mein Kampf
A story by TerraChimaera


*brings in 700 fossils*
"Hmm, let's see here..."
"We-"


*throws 3DS out window*
~Fin~

Out of all the fossil repeats I have I only had enough to make three fucking statues.
Now I'm getting re-repeats.

This is why I'm glad I don't use the island. Fossil repeats just mean cheddar for debts and stuff.

Excuse you Turbobuttheads I collect fossils to make models.

I've had 5 Iguanodon Skulls for so long, you don't even know.

Once they were 2 of my 4 fossils for the day.

So mad.

And now I'm mostly collecting fossils to finish models... I think I'm just over halfway.

I need a chart to cross out the statues I already have because I can't be assed to remember the names.

For some reason every time I shake a tree I get two hundred bells instead of one.

Luck?

yeah, the other day the cheddar rock gave me 32k instead of 16

If you have good luck, things like that can double.

Additionally, bad luck and forgetting to help neighbors will cause them to be halved.

Once I hit the cheddar rock, and the stone spit out 2 100 coins before increasing, so the last cheddar bag was only 4K.

Twice now I've had the cheddar rock give me eight ores instead of normal cash, mostly gold and silver even. I have no idea what that means but I assume it's a good thing. I'm just glad I found a clover on my third or fourth day, don't have to worry about bad luck or any of that shit.

If you give three gold nuggets to Cyrus he'll turn them into a piece of furniture from the Gold Series.

If you're using the silver shovel to hit it, it's because of that. It gives you a chance for that to happen.

If it's a regular shovel, well, you're probably lucky as hell or something because I think double cheddar is what you mainly get from good luck.

Yeah, I'm using the Silver Shovel.

I just time traveled two months to fix these annoying mudholes spreading all over my town and I totally recommend it. I even got an exclusive piece of furniture from Leif for picking weeds. Just remember to pick and store any hybrids you want to keep, and you're good to go. The dirt patches decreased significantly (some even vanished) and I got to keep my perfect town status after I weeded and replanted my hybrids. So pop flyin'.

Isn't it ironic that Nintendo's stubbornness of keeping that stupid feature ends up encouraging time-traveling? I had never time traveled before and I played all the other games (for some reason I didn't have problems with mudholes on city folk), but it's so annoying to see your town slowly turning into a swamp while you water millions of flowers every day trying (unsuccessfully, of course) to avoid it.