AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm on an Urgot win streak.
WHY THIS.

I'm on a depressing losing streak except for games as Nami. At least mermaids are fun.

Top or mid if i ever get the chance to play those but most likely mid. I've never been a fan of support Kayle, tried jungle Kayle once and was horrible at it, and I'd prefer building AP to being an ADC.

gad danf Shen is so fun.

9 seconds is up time to punch you in the dick for like 500 extra damage

shen is probably in my top 5 least favorite champions to play against

although he's got nothing on king singed

He's running in figure-eights.
He's coming to seal fates.
And now you can't BREATHE.

I feel like Singed gets picked on by quite a few top-laners nowadays, though that could just be because I play too passive.

I want to play Urgot every position now.

from what I gather, here's how you play singed:

- get outharrassed, outfarmed, outleveled for the first few minutes
- hit 6, farm behind enemy turret
- win lane

because here's the thing. Singed has a secret ultimate. You're not supposed to chase him, but sometimes you just can't help it. He farms behind the enemy turret with so little regard for his opponent that the opponent will be filled with so much indignant rage that he or she cannot help but chase him in an attempt to bestow the punishment he so richly deserves

Teemo's possibly the worst matchup I've had as Singed thus far, since he gets harass for nothing and just W's away as soon as you try to retaliate. The only times I've won against him were when I started with an Ancient Coin so I wasn't completely missing out on gold because I could never last-hit, spam /laugh, and wait for him to get bored enough to overextend into tower range.

I imagine Singed's place in top lane is similar overall nowadays.

Singed is a counterpick almost exclusively of melee champs.
I can't think of a ranged toplaner that doens't beat him by default that doesn't just flat out suck overall.

Though there are melee champs who can win against him, ideally champs with shields and mobility or burst. To get in, trade and get out.
Lee sin and riven come to mind, but with her recent changes maybe not anymore.

try vladimir, you'll be surprised.

I still love Vlad, even now that spellvamp sucks. You can get by just by spamming Q and having a decent amount of AP and health. Or you can buy a revolver if you really need the sustain and sit on it while you build everything else. But once you get a spirit visage you pretty much have all the healing you need anyway.

Had a 38 minute ARAM just now, uff. We were 5 playing against 4, honestly not bad. Altough, technically 4vs4, because our Shaco was more busy being 12 year old and swearing all the time, never helped, ulted to just run into the enemy team to explode with no damage, and actually actively ran away from team fights. And then trash talked me because I was in the bush and auto attacked minions once - sigh.

It's really itching me to play Rengar again, but the low level jungle levels became so goddamn hard with him now. And I'm not even going to start talking about the bush changes.
If only I was atleast a chunk as skilled playing him top lane as I am playing him as a jungler. Guess I will have to wait until december until they finally released the Rengar rework - sigh.

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Still enjoying my time with Blitzcrank in this game...

I wuv Blitzcrank sooo much.