AWKWARD ZOMBIE

When I play Rammus I only say "ok"

When I play Mundo I lose all control over my tongue.

"Someone's trying to take the role I wanted.
Better wait until we're in game to tell them."

Hey Guys, guess who's finally back after about a year!

Anyway, My summoner name is Charlie Manhuge (exactly how it's written)
I've played a little, am currently lvl 9, but I decided i'd be serious about being good at this game, so I am currently doing a lot better than I was, after playing with my friend who is good,and watching shit-tons of beginners guides and stuff. :b

Be sure to only play champs that punch things.

Find me a top-lane champ that can do such things (or really any champ, I can adjust) and your wish will be granted! XD

I maintain that Vi is a wonderful top lane and no one will ever convince me otherwise

Ever seen a Teemo bring someone from full health to zero with just mushrooms?
I've done it and it's hilarious.

Tried a few ranked games so far.

1st: Neither team knew what they were doing. Other team happened to know slightly more than mine.
2nd: We steamrolled them.
3rd: OH MY GOD HOW ARE THEY AT INHIBITOR IN 15 MINS.

I find that most of my ranked games tend to be like that, one team is just incompetent enough to throw the game in 20 minutes. I actually had a decently close ranked game today, but it was a constant battle of trying to get my team to group and take objectives instead of derping around. (we lost)

I just want to be able to break silver at this point.

Oh wow. Can't believe I forgot Vi. Whelp, time to learn how to Vi.
FOR THE MANHUGE ARMAY!

I'm coming for you, Volibear...

Anyone have any inside info on when the soft reset will happen? All I've been able to find is "within the next few days"

I wanna know how long I have to play my last promo game and try to get back into Silver IV before the reset >.>

So
I just got out of a match where if my bot lane was better, I could have won via just pushing and farming.
The whole match was basically just holla holla get dolla. I was actually disappointed when I got my first kill because I was so sure that I could have won without any kills or assists, but then the match dragged on and I couldn't even say that I was "close" to doing so. It helped that I was up against Veigar and he was pushing the lane pretty bad.

Woohoo ranked reset. Time to avoid ranked for a few weeks. Or months.

Not only are the trolls and feeders out in force ("I wanna see if I can get to Bronze V lolololol"), but I'm scared I won't make it back to Silver this time around :X