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Kira · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2011 9:36 am

HisanTakura wrote:

Thaaaaaanks TvTropes Tearjerker entry for giving me this mental picture:

His undeniably awesome combustible lemon rant is quite sad when visualizing what he must have looked like when recorded it. A near penniless man overlooking his empire as it stands on its last legs while slowly dieing a painful death, hunched over a tape deck after he just downed another round of pain pills, screaming his frustration at life while tears stream down his face, most likely breaking down into sobbing after the tape stops recording.

GLaDOS wrote:

Goodbye sir

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2011 10:57 am

TvTropes will ruin your life.

HisanTakura · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2011 1:13 pm

No emotions. Only tropes.

Also, PLAY THESE TWO VIDEOS AT THE SAME TIME.
IT'S PERFECT.

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:11 pm

So then, I got Portal 2 for a graduation gift.

This game is something else.

shazza · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:45 am

Fatehehhhh wrote:

HisanTakura wrote:

His undeniably awesome combustible lemon rant is quite sad when visualizing what he must have looked like when recorded it. A near penniless man overlooking his empire as it stands on its last legs while slowly dieing a painful death, hunched over a tape deck after he just downed another round of pain pills, screaming his frustration at life while tears stream down his face, most likely breaking down into sobbing after the tape stops recording.

Wow. I just thought it was put in for humor at first, but... Wow.

That entire portion just made me really really sad inside. You can tell how much pain he's in and his photo just looks like a shadow of the cocky mofo that he once was. It didn't feel fair, even if he was sneaky and put his testers through serious hell and god knows what else (though I assume the whole cubicle thing wasn't entirely his idea...) he was trying to do the Science he loved so much and it was all falling apart :<

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

HisanTakura wrote:

Thaaaaaanks TvTropes Tearjerker entry for giving me this mental picture:

His undeniably awesome combustible lemon rant is quite sad when visualizing what he must have looked like when recorded it. A near penniless man overlooking his empire as it stands on its last legs while slowly dieing a painful death, hunched over a tape deck after he just downed another round of pain pills, screaming his frustration at life while tears stream down his face, most likely breaking down into sobbing after the tape stops recording.

But I thought everyone knew that. I thought the people laughing at it were just sadists or trying to lighten the mood.

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:35 pm

Of course the other recordings are depressing, but the lemon rant in particular was supposed to be humorous. Unless of course you're still imagining what Cave really looks like in which case wow that's kind of sad.

Kira · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:57 pm

Man I wish that thing shot lemons too.
Btw that guy does the voice of Cave Johnson.

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:58 pm

J. K. Simmons, yes. Also known as J. Jonah Jameson.

Kira · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:07 pm

more like James Jonah Jameson .jr

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:09 pm

His first name is John.

Kira · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:10 pm

I think you're thinking of John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmidt.
It's ok he has the same name too.

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:10 pm

I hate you right now.

Kira · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:14 pm

Im sorry bro byt we are wasting this thread's space anyway

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:30 pm

Space Core does not like space.

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