AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That takes the cake, I guess.

The entire town has been chickenbombed.

edit: your bi-hourly reminder to please not kill the skychickens

Welcome lordhitman the Starly.

EDIT: I built a fossil cleaner after finding a fossil. And...

I went around looking for a jungle, and now the game crashes when I try to open the world. Fuck.
My computer
- Runs TF2 flawlessly
- Can't play modded minecraft at all

Remove hilarious minecraft physics






Throwing an egg at the middle and watching them all explode outwards is just to goddamn funny, its like feathery fireworks

I don't know what the fuck this is about but do you know how many HOURS of work went into those fucking cats?

Whoever the fuck is responsible has until 12:45 AM EDT tomorrow night to make reparations or I will burn down the entire fucking server base by base, starting with who I assume to be responsible.

I am not joking.

Don't grief peoples shit.

I run this server and open it to AZ for people to have fun on, not for petty revenge shit.

If you have a problem with someone PM me on AZ or tell me on minecraft, don't do vigilante shit.

I'm restoring worlds until his cats are back, any progress is at a loss, you can blame whoever griefed.

Apologies for getting really angry up there^^^
but there was seriously like 8 hours of work that went into those five cats.

Noff had to roll back the server a ways to undo everything (cats death, server-wide chickenpocalypse, firey death of a certain someone, etc.)
So some stuff was undone, I'm sure, but hopefully not too much. I'll be willing to help out anyone who lost stuff due to the rollback. I'm usually on arond 12:30 AM - 6 AM EDT, due to work schedules.

I cleaned up the chickenpocalypse (which had been re-introduced to the world), including the basebombing target.

Compleeeetely unrelated, but there is a double chest full of feathers in the sewer access room of my base if anyone wants them. I don't know where they possibly could have come from.
(related: there is a skeleton farm with potentially infinite arrows, so don't make them yourself)

New town features: a notices board! currently featuring two jokes, one on each side.
I'm gonna try and tidy up the town a bit, make it nicer.

edit: blorp made the town nicer

Added a park, redid the well, added a short building opposite the park to house the chests crowded around the well. Eveyrhting in the chests is free for anyone, so if you have a surplus of things, pop em in there

I made a end table at some point for the town.

Fuckkkk. If the server went that far back, I'll have to reconnect my house to that sewer. That took like two hours. I really hope my beacon is still done at least, I'm tired of mining.
Edit: Yeah, half of the beacon I filled is gone now. Anyone have a shit ton of iron or gold to donate? I really don't want to do all that mining again.

Yo, that park is super cute [CN].

I won't be on the server 'til tomorrow since I'm heading to bed right now, but if you still need some gold when I'm up I have a bunch I'm not using.

I'll leave some iron in one of the community chests

can anyone else not connect to the server?

I can connect, and someone else is online.

strange i can connect to other multiplayer servers, and my screen shows no ones on the AZ server
maybe something is wrong with my connection to realms